United Thread - 2023/24

[Inter Me Nan]

When's the parade?

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

I think it will be a strong contender for goal of the season.

Their only trophy this season if so.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

When's the parade?

Just what I was thinking before I came back on here. Let's get the bus out of the garage and find the taco graphs!.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

I’d rather have trophies to show fantastic goal but if the rags win nothing this season then it’s just another great goal in a season ..

What do all these have in common?

Biggest win of the season 2011-12
Biggest win of the season 1994-95
Biggest win of the season 2020-21

All won by the Rags in a season they won fuck all, but still wank on about each one today. Goal of the Season 2023-24 to be added to the list.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Fastest ever goal in an fa cup final as well.

And the latest to score a PL title winning goal (93:20)

 

[The Salford lad.]

Shortest reigning champions about 27 seconds .

 

[Blue Mist]

Real Madrid will put in an offer soon

Preston have first dibs then Hull. Madrid will just have to stand in line.

 

[the blue panther]

Phil tried it the other week and was just off target Technique was just as good
Much prefer a 25 pass team goal

The difference is, one happens once in a Blue Moon; the other IS Blue Moon every week.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Spectacular goal but happen regularly. I've even seen them in the Sunday league so hardly the work of genius the media would have us believe.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Considering the whole scenario, Vinnie's "Don't shoot!" goal against Leicester must be up there.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Considering the whole scenario, Vinnie's "Don't shoot!" goal against Leicester must be up there.

Agreed. Importance probably should come into it, but that makes Rooney’s one be better too, sadly.



Best consolation goal ever?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Phil tried it the other week and was just off target Technique was just as good
Much prefer a 25 pass team goal

With a goal like that and it was cracker to be fair, it's the luck off the draw. There are so many variables in a goal like that and as long as the idea and execution is there it's a lottery as to whether its a goal.
Rooneys against us was luck as he shinned it, could have gone anywhere but the idea was there and he got lucky.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Gazpacho scores stunning overhead kick - the new Rooney.
Next up.
Gazpacho has rug transplant
Gazpacho shags grannies.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Gazpacho scores stunning overhead kick - the new Rooney.
Next up.
Gazpacho has rug transplant
Gazpacho shags grannies.

Next England captain

 

[manimanc]

We aren't going to hear the end of quasimodos overhead kick.
Don't get me wrong it was a fantastic goal but the wankfest is already into overdrive.

 

[dadnlad]

We aren't going to hear the end of quasimodos overhead kick.
Don't get me wrong it was a fantastic goal but the wankfest is already into overdrive.

another one they cant drop

 

[TrentGrisham]

Already talk of Mainoo going to the Euros. Laughable.

I thought he was decent but he's not fit to lace Rico's boots as it stands.

 

[BlueMonkey79]

Already talk of Mainoo going to the Euros. Laughable.

I thought he was decent but he's not fit to lace Rico's boots as it stands.

File under:

Januzai
Macheda
Rossi
Wilson
Lindgard

The fuckers never learn. That's how small-time they have become. As soon as a player comes on and does a step over and completes 5 passes, they are the next homecoming.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Already talk of Mainoo going to the Euros. Laughable.

I thought he was decent but he's not fit to lace Rico's boots as it stands.

Is Mainoo the first Cheadle blue to play for the Men in Zebra-pants since Andy Ritchie in the late 70s?

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

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Didn't they finish lower than 10th in the league when that happened?

Lemme guess THEY DON'T REMEMBER THEIR OWN HISTORY!