United Thread - 2023/24

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Xhavenjoe said:
Fair play that was the best post I've ever seen about any game of football yesterday from @CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the best author of fiction since John Le Carre broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Le Carre in fact.


Biggest young talent in football?
Garnacho?
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Think he was being the biggest fisherman since Simon Peter and his brother Andrew.
 
Started already......

The granny shagger and next big thing both doing aerobatics in the same Photoshopped photo with the video being a debate.
 

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Fuck you Premier League Faceache page and fuck you U-KNIGHTED, thankyou for ruining football.
 

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LangleyBlue1970 said:
Did you see the technique used? The movement to pull it off? He moved into the space where he knew the ball would be at the right height to attempt it. Then caught it as sweet as he could have to get it on target. There was no luck involved.

The fact it’s being replayed over and over is only nauseating because it was him for them. But the simple bottom line is that it was an incredible goal and likely will win goal of the season.
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Will winning goal of the season mean they have an open top bus parade starting at the BBC, in the pxsxing rain I hope, looking like the drenched rats living beneath their leaking roof in their crumbling stadium.
 
Xhavenjoe said:
Fair play that was the best post I've ever seen about any game of football yesterday from @CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor

You'd have to be a fool to not admit he's the best author of fiction since John Le Carre broke on the scene. Loads more naturally gifted than Le Carre in fact.


Biggest young talent in football?
Garnacho?
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It could've come out of Neville's own mouth it was that good. That guy is fluent in rag dogshit, best EVER in the WORLLLLLLLLD.
 
I'm not just saying this because of the rag goal, but I've never been impressed with overhead bicycle kicks.

Yes they look spectacular but really they're the ultimate hit and hope shot requiring nothing more than confidence and circus acrobatics.

I think a more conventional shot on the volley whilst facing goal requires far more skill, judgement and technique.

Also if a player performed an overhead bicycle kick on any other part of the pitch, particularly as a defensive clearance, he'd almost certainly be booked for a high boot, dangerous or reckless play etc so why don't the rules apply just because it's a striker attempting a shot on goal?
 
This ginger bellend isn't very bright filming and posting himself chanting "feed the scousers" to then receive a barrage of abuse from Everton and Liverpool fans. Why can't people just enjoy a game and stop filming?



His apology video is even worse. Very cringe and pathetic.

 
BlueMoonday said:
This ginger bellend isn't very bright filming and posting himself chanting "feed the scousers" to then receive a barrage of abuse from Everton and Liverpool fans. Why can't people just enjoy a game and stop filming?



His apology video is even worse. Very cringe and pathetic.

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It that chant now classified a a "tragedy chant"??
 
BlueMoonday said:
This ginger bellend isn't very bright filming and posting himself chanting "feed the scousers" to then receive a barrage of abuse from Everton and Liverpool fans. Why can't people just enjoy a game and stop filming?



His apology video is even worse. Very cringe and pathetic.

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Soft **** & have a back bone.

Tell ‘em it’s a joke you scruffy fuckers, sang to upset them & delighted it did the trick.
 
BlueMoonday said:
This ginger bellend isn't very bright filming and posting himself chanting "feed the scousers" to then receive a barrage of abuse from Everton and Liverpool fans. Why can't people just enjoy a game and stop filming?



His apology video is even worse. Very cringe and pathetic.

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Why have football fans suddenly become the most offended group on the planet, why would anyone complain about that chant. It's fucking football banter FFS. Perhaps they should go to ballet instead.
 
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Elbow beards said:
Why have football fans suddenly become the most offended group on the planet, why would anyone complain about that chat. It's fucking football banter FFS. Perhaps they should go to ballet instead.
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I’ve not got over those pesky Liverpool fans singing ‘Manchester is full of shit’ and demand a high level government enquiry into it.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
I’ve not got over those pesky Liverpool fans singing ‘Manchester is full of shit’ and demand a high level government enquiry into it.
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Are we still allowed to point out the benefits system to them due to their inability to receive paid work? If anything that's a public service we are providing;)
 
cheekybids said:
Soft **** & have a back bone.

Tell ‘em it’s a joke you scruffy fuckers, sang to upset them & delighted it did the trick.
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It certainly did the trick. That apology was cringe and pathetic, if you are that soft then don't film yourself at games.

On a side note the scousers have no self awareness. They're OK to throw coins at girls, smash our coach but cry when we sing about them. Biggest cry arses in the country.
 
ShorehamCitizen said:
Macheda..... where did he end up?. Bench warming at Doncaster wasn't it?. Jaujai ended up at Dortmund and hardly played I remember rightly?.
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Januzai currently plays for Sevilla after playing 5 years at Real Sociedad.

Remember when the media were asking to change his nationality for Belgium to English?

Fucking laughable
 
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