United Thread - 2023/24

[Ashton Moss Messi]

You’d think they’d put up clear and visible directions on how to find the dressing room by now!

Problem is, too many corners to turn

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

• The manager spoke about general disorder around Old Trafford, stating: "Of course there are a lot of rumours but it is not that we get distracted by it. We are on a journey, a route. We know we are in transition but we are in the right direction."

There you have it - journey, route, transition , right direction.
Copy and paste.

journey, route, transition, right direction + turn corner = wrong direction.

 

[bluesteve1964]

Problem is, too many corners to turn

They have turned that many corners they are back where they started!!!

 

[lancs blue]

Rags crying because the media have written a few nasty things about them.

Not for the first time, I seem to recall the MEN's long-time rag correspondent David Meek getting banned from the team coach back in the 80s for writing a mildly critical article.

 

[hammocity]

Not for the first time, I seem to recall the MEN's long-time rag correspondent David Meek getting banned from the team coach back in the 80s for writing a mildly critical article.

He used to go in the White Lion in Castlefield, proper stuck up his own arse surrounded by his Rag sycophants.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

• The manager spoke about general disorder around Old Trafford, stating: "Of course there are a lot of rumours but it is not that we get distracted by it. We are on a journey, a route. We know we are in transition but we are in the right direction."

There you have it - journey, route, transition , right direction.
Copy and paste.

Is this from 2014?

 

[philiph20]

Do we ever ban these leeches from conferences?

Do we balls, we should do the same as the manky mob from M16, agenda driven fourth rate hacks should get what they deserve, bugger all.

 

[Mike N]

Poundland Pep thinks he’s the new Baconface, but without the trophies to back it up.

 

[Champions again in 2012]

Do we ever ban these leeches from conferences?

If we did that the press conference would consist of Martin Samuels talking to Pep

 

[Semper aggressus]

Fucking hell, how do these twats think they get rough treatment from the media!? Absolute fucking joke, every single football journo blows smoke up their arses and has done since ferguson was manager.

They wouldn’t cope with five minutes of the lies and bullshit thrown at us every day by these fat lying hacks. Cant believe the nerve of the rags thinking they’re hard done by! What a joke. They get an even easier ride than the fucking scousers.

 

[Mike N]

Jesus Christ, I’ve just listened to Simon Stone asking a question in the most sycophantic, not wanting to upset, way! Makes one’s skin crawl.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Fucking hell, how do these twats think they get rough treatment from the media!? Absolute fucking joke, every single football journo blows smoke up their arses and has done since ferguson was manager.

They wouldn’t cope with five minutes of the lies and bullshit thrown at us every day by these fat lying hacks. Cant believe the nerve of the rags thinking they’re hard done by! What a joke. They get an even easier ride than the fucking scousers.

Nothing like as much anymore. Taggart had them scared. In the main it’s pretty much open season on these pricks from the media. Of course you still get some who can’t let it go.

Tenth Hag sounds like he’s plotting his exit here, unfortunately. Making it all about anyone but him. He is seeing compo money in a huge fucking amount. Shame. I want him to stay for ages.

 

[Vialli98]

Do we ever ban these leeches from conferences?

I honestly think banning them is so small time. These are 4 different journalists with 4 separate publications or media platforms all running similar stories. Obviously this means there's a leak in the building (and I don't mean literally, which is also true lol).

Maybe United should focus on a) fostering a better, less toxic environment within the club, or alternatively if they can't do that, then b) try and find the leak. Banning journalists for reporting what a player has told them anonymously is a joke.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Is this from 2014?

No around half past one GDM :-)

 

[I'm With Stupid]

How are they able to ban Sky from the press conferences, just out of interest? Does paying 6.7 billion for broadcast rights (okay, not just them) not come with guaranteed access to press conferences?

 

[Impeccable One]

• The manager spoke about general disorder around Old Trafford, stating: "Of course there are a lot of rumours but it is not that we get distracted by it. We are on a journey, a route. We know we are in transition but we are in the right direction."

There you have it - journey, route, transition , right direction.

Honestly think their Garmin is FUCKED !

 

[flook]

interesting one this, personally I think they have played a blinder here, and it's something we should have done long ago rather than sucking up to the cunts who constantly mis-report about us

 

[citizen_maine]

How are they able to ban Sky from the press conferences, just out of interest? Does paying 6.7 billion for broadcast rights (okay, not just them) not come with guaranteed access to press conferences?

Thought thy had banned the specific reporters, not the organisations they represent?

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Kaveh Solekhol, who will suck the rags off at any opportunity, banned? Haha

Must be bad if they've banned the sycophant red **** Luckhurst!!!

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

I think we should let whoever they want to come to press conferences. However I feel it would be better from a tent in the car park.

No free ticket, programme, scran, beer, heated seats..

They can watch it on total sportek on their company phones.

They can then earn a ticket to the game and hospitality by doing their job well.

Martin Samuel only one allowed in at present.