United Thread - 2023/24

[mike1923]

No idea who the commentator was but as they ran out for the 2nd half the commentator said (as Hojland ran past) something like
If the score stays as it is, it.makes you wonder how long.it will be until the fire power of Hojland is brought on.
I was laughing my arse off

Formidable

 

[blue b4 the moon]

To plagiarise Ripping Yarns.......Goodbye football, hello negative goal difference.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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That face........... :-)

 

[Blue and Proud]

Andy Tate crying on Stratford Paddock tonight is comedy gold.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Andy Tate crying on Stratford Paddock tonight is comedy gold.

That guy is the biggest wanker of all. Soft twat

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Tough game for the rags today...

Football.

 

[I'm Blue]

Crying ****.
Grow a backbone, you don’t know what hardship is.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

If ever someone was made to be a rag

Is that the reverse Nazi that Anelka got in trouble for a few years back?

 

[Brooklands Blue]

Andy Tate crying on Stratford Paddock tonight is comedy gold.

Genuinely worried that whale might do something silly to himself this evening.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Genuinely worried that whale might do something silly to himself this evening.

not now - maybe a couple of seasons time when they face an away day in the league at York City

 

[Brooklands Blue]

not now - maybe a couple of seasons time when they face an away day in the league at York City

He'll be watching the Moston spliters by then.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

 

[Whether or not]

It's all very well rehearsed. Making a mint that lad.

I’ve got to admit I just laughed out loud at that. “ Utd‘s back four have a vacant look in their eye, like a dog taking a shit”, is a brilliant line whether rehearsed or not.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

She's here!!!

Is it being filmed in an asylum.........?

 

[domalino]

Sacked

Is this a statement of insider knowledge or just optimistic thinking?

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

The Rags getting all giddy about drawing level on points with the European Champions and then Bournemouth come to town.....................f*cking Bournemouth :)

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Crying ****.
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he can go back watching oldham

 

[jimharri]

Is it being filmed in an asylum.........?

No, I'm pretty sure she wasn't at either Old Trafford, or at BM mod towers.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Man Utd 0-1 Bournemouth “Watching the United game, it’s clear that it no longer matters how well or badly poor old André Onana actually performs,” writes Robert Wilson. “That defence is playing like they have an elderly badger in goal.

Who wrote that?

Lovely bit of business............

 

[jimharri]

Crying ****.
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What a fuckwit. Try watching your side drop down to the third tier of English football. Or out of business altogether, like Bury. He has absolutely no fucking idea what hard times are re his football club.