United Thread - 2023/24

[Gazza]

Rags 66/1 to win the CL outright with William Hill, Galatasaray 600/1, Copenhagen 750/1.
If the rag twats do get through you can see them getting a favorable draw in the round of 16. Come on Bayern, stuff them 6-0 - Kane 3, Sane 3.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Has any of the media outlets trotted out the cliche of this being a proper European fixture yet? This being United who were in pot 2 who are praying for a result from pot 3 and 4 for them to go through?

According to Stone, Kane is "returning" to Old Trafford, after very nearly joining United for many years. Desperate stuff.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

According to Stone, Kane is "returning" to Old Trafford, after very nearly joining United for many years. Desperate stuff.

Same as Phil Foden going to swamp after giving the rags as much thought as Harry Kane about joining them.

 

[KentBlue]

Rags to win tonight. It’s what they do and get beat next game.

Tag has got the dressing room behind him and Mctwat as cheerleader. What could possibly go wrong?

And our good old unbiased media will be telling us what a footballing genius ten-bob is.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rags to win tonight. It’s what they do and get beat next game.

Tag has got the dressing room behind him and Mctwat as cheerleader. What could possibly go wrong?

I’m hoping Tuchel will play a full team as a punishment for their battering at the weekend.

Sometimes minnow clubs can win games in matchday 6, when they play teams that have already won the group, though.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I’m hoping Tuchel will play a full team as a punishment for their battering at the weekend.

Sometimes minnow clubs can win games in matchday 6, when they play teams that have already won the group, though.

 

[jacko74]

Lost (7) as many as Everton and have a worse goal difference than Everton.

That will do nicely as fact of the day.

I just find it hugely frustrating that they're as high as they are, all the stats suggest they should be mid-table at best.

 

[Newman Noggs]

I want them bottom of the group. But, if they do qualify for the Europa, I'll enjoy the prospect of watching them playing liverpool on a Thursday night.

 

[Metal Biker]

Just so i'm up to speed;

Everything else is pointless if United get beaten by Bayern, but, if the Scum do somehow get a draw, we then need Galatasaray to beat Copenhagen as they have the worse GD, but only by 1 goal, correct?

Edit; never mind, if scum draw we need Gala and Cop to draw as well.

I don't want those fucks getting anything, not even Europa League. I'm not one of those types who say "ooh but Europa League will mean more games..." yeah, which means MORE revenue from TV rights, ticket sales, prize money, etc. I want them bleeding out financially, not 'tired out from having to play more matches midweek'. I want them out of Europe entirely.

 

[Kippax77]

Rags 66/1 to win the CL outright with William Hill, Galatasaray 600/1, Copenhagen 750/1.
If the rag twats do get through you can see them getting a favorable draw in the round of 16. Come on Bayern, stuff them 6-0 - Kane 3, Sane 3.

Do the bookies know something we don't????

 

[Kippax77]

Beaten tonight, beaten Sunday, ousted Monday

 

[Gazza]

Do the bookies know something we don't????

Histree mate, Histree

 

[Gazza]

Beaten tonight, beaten Sunday, ousted Monday

Sounds like Mason Greenwood's girlfriend.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Blue Til Death]

Rags 66/1 to win the CL outright with William Hill, Galatasaray 600/1, Copenhagen 750/1.
If the rag twats do get through you can see them getting a favorable draw in the round of 16. Come on Bayern, stuff them 6-0 - Kane 3, Sane 3.

66-1?? That’s a rip off, Copenhagen and Galatasaray have their fate in their own hands, the rags can Win 10-0 tonight and it won’t matter a fuck if one of the other two teams win.. I’d say the rags are 750-1 outsiders here..

 

[Protein Junkie]

Beaten tonight, beaten Sunday, ousted Monday

Hello Craig David

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

 

[abu13]

I had the misfortune of having to spend 5 hours yesterday with a typical Rag know nothing prick.

To summerise his nuggets of information.
Onana is the best keeper in the league but is just struggling to settle in.
£ for £ the best buy this season has been Mason Mount, just been unlucky with injuries.
At least Ten Bob has set his stall out for what is expected of a United player (i assume he means shit)
Ratcliffe has a plan to bring in the best of class in all departments (Everyone has a plan until they are punched in the face)
United have intentionally thrown the Champions League in order to force the Glazers out by the end of the season.
City will be relegated to the 4th tier of the league, and be handed a 5 year transfer ban,he has heard whispers??????
It seems City know about this and have excepted it as the alternative was expulsion from English football.
United have been in discussions with Manchester council to take over the lease to our stadium when we were drop the the 4th tier.
Chelsea have already accepted a 3 year transfer ban, this is why they have been giving out long contracts.
Everton have agreed a 3 point penalty for failing FFP but are currently playing out a charade with the PL in order to set a precident for our case.
City's 115 charges are all down to failing FFP, even he must know deep down this isn't the case.

I think these whispers he has heard must be the voices in his head, to be fair at first i thought he was just trying to wind me up but the longer I spent with him the more I am convinced he believes this shit.

 

[ancoats]

Beaten tonight, beaten Sunday, ousted Monday

you Craig David

 

[Kippax77]

you Craig David

Too late mate, but yeah well spotted