United Thread - 2023/24

[eyalluvitt]

Top 4 in their group.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Spotted on the mUen web site "Player ratings"
Facundo Pellistri

Ran around. 5

And from RedCafe

"What a relief, our bald genius has saved us from Thursday night football. ETH for prime minister!"

 

[oakiecokie]

She`s got a face like a sour tampon.

 

[wolviedinho]

Glazers will be meeting Fenway as we speak to see if the scousers can give them some points at the weekend!!!

 

[oakiecokie]

Lol what a looney.

One of many millions.

 

[levets]

He is from Oldham I think, who was an Oldham supporter. Happy to be corrected if I am wrong

Born in Salford, Raised in Middleton, Lives in Oldham, married a City season ticket holder

 

[oakiecokie]

Flying Pig HD had a good rant

To be honest I love watching him after they lose and to be fair I`ve seen him on many occasions this season.

 

[levets]

Nah tbf his first touch and hold up play were awful 2nite and he lost every physical battle, thats not on the manager or the players around him thats something he lacks and has to correct

Looked like a Sunday league centre forward on Clayton Playing Fields, charging about, barging into defenders and achieving nothing. He’s shite

 

[mexico1970]

 

[cityontheup]

At least they are consistent GD-3 in their group same as in the league (currently)

 

[deegee33]

Just watched 2 minutes of Alice - she sounds like Goldbridge on speed - with a face like a cross between Iggy Pop and a ****.
Try pausing for breath, you cretin, and let a thought creep in.
Scum.

Give her a break, they've been holding back her meds at the care facility.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Has Neville tweeted about the Glazers yet?

He’s still pretending to punch the desk like a total fanny.

 

[Vienna_70]

Fellow Blues.

Tomorrow in work, put on a comforting smile, and point out to your raggy colleagues that they can now concentrate on their fight against relegation.

 

[Blueknows]

Lol ten haag actually said that ?! Give him an extended contract

 

[yatesy94.]

They're too crap even to play Thursday night football.....!

 

[Gray]

BBC have Fernandes missing the Anfield match through injury, they really are useless. He is SUSPENDED you knobs.

 

[jrb]

This is Europe.
Enjoy seeing a map of it as you won't be seeing it in person.

 

[jrb]

This how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small.
This is how it feels with your passport back in the drawer, back in the drawer, back in the drawer.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

I’m sure this has been posted already as it’s after the Bournemouth comedy routi . . . sorry, match . . . but my God. Absolutely no shame. A grown man reduced to a blubbering child. A man who feels so sorry for himself because his once-great football team is now only better than 95% of the teams on earth rather than 99%. They lost a match and it’s reduced him to an empty shell. A pathetic, embarrassing display.

 

[mexico1970]

I’m sure this has been posted already as it’s after the Bournemouth comedy routi . . . sorry, match . . . but my God. Absolutely no shame. A grown man reduced to a blubbering child. A man who feels so sorry for himself because his once-great football team is now only better than 95% of the teams on earth rather than 99%. They lost a match and it’s reduced him to an empty shell. A pathetic, embarrassing display.

He's a fucking jessie, it's time he looked into a mirror and realised what a wanker he's coming across as.