United Thread - 2023/24

[give it to gordon]

Onana left a club that made the final last season to join a club that finished bottom of the group.lol

 

[Stoned Rose]

That’s what being a rag does to you make you talk absolute bollocks

 

[rickmcfc]

As reality sets in I wonder what the future holds when income from European matches is eliminated from their expected wealth?
Does it threaten their ability to service their debt at the same time as even sacking another scapegoat manager?

In short will they be able to financially function as a cash cow for some and a major restructure for others.

Depends I suppose on their commercial income combined with unbelievably player waste but even they must have a Mr Macawber style reckoning at some stage.

None of the above matters. It’s Manchester United and it has 650m fans so they will never ever be punished

 

[Gazza]

66-1?? That’s a rip off, Copenhagen and Galatasaray have their fate in their own hands, the rags can Win 10-0 tonight and it won’t matter a fuck if one of the other two teams win.. I’d say the rags are 750-1 outsiders here..

I can't find the odds for the rags today, wonder why that is?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Another 7-0 dicking from the scouse cunts incoming?

 

[ganganvince]

Not getting in the top 4 this season will be an utter disaster finacially.

I am certain Adidas have a clause to considerably reduce their contract if they are not in.

And FFP will come into play big time, oh the irony.

Could be wrong but thought that was in consecutive seasons.

Edit.

The true cost of Man Utd being knocked out of the Champions League: Up to £45m in prize money, no blockbuster matches and fading status as a top club | Goal.com UK

The Red Devils made an utterly dismal return to Europe's elite competition and are already heading for the exit door - but how much will it cost them?

www.goal.com

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Another 7-0 dicking from the scouse cunts incoming?

Going to be like setting Bambi loose in Knowsley Safari Park's lion enclosure. Horrific. Should have one of those viewer warnings.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Re Hojlund

There is a very good player in there, he gets into the right positions all the time but the rest of the United players are so shit they never find him. He would have 5/6/7 goals in our team already this season.

Disagree.

He looks totally out of his depth. I know he's only a kid but them spending £75M on him was madness. Fiorentina must of been pissing themselves when that bid came in.

Bet Madrid were as well when the £85M bid for a 30 year old Casemiro whose legs had gone came in.

Completey spunking money up the wall but this is Manchester United were talking about....

 

[Gingers Dad]

Anyone still of the opinion that Onana is a top top goalkeeper ... watch the Bayern goal tonight. Literally couldn't make it any easier for Coman to score if he tried. Woeful.

Think that ship sailed along time ago. Even with the thick utd fans

 

[Akira]

I dont understand. Its “not the United Way” to sack managers. Fact

Hilarious there are Rags like Ratboy Neville that actually think that. If I remember correctly, the only PL club to have went through more managers in the last 10 years was Chelsea.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Re Hojlund

There is a very good player in there, he gets into the right positions all the time but the rest of the United players are so shit they never find him. He would have 5/6/7 goals in our team already this season.

He's shite

 

[Bluesince1979]

Disagree.

He looks totally out of his depth. I know he's only a kid but them spending £75M on him was madness. Fiorentina must of been pissing themselves when that bid came in.

Bet Madrid were as well when the £85M bid for a 30 year old Casemiro whose legs had gone came in.

Completey spunking money up the wall but this is Manchester United were talking about....

You mean “manchesunited”

 

[Keeper!]

Could be wrong but thought that was in consecutive seasons.

Possibly is but whatever it's going to hit them very, very hard, they are going to have to spend hundreds of millions just to keep up to mid table mediocrity.

 

[manimanc]

These cunts are fucked with a big fuckin F.

Cannot stop laughing.

 

[Gazza]

I dont understand. Its “not the United Way” to sack managers. Fact

They've only had two good managers in the last 70 years, maybe even in their history.

 

[Bantamgaz]

Love the bizarre world they live in :) gonna challenge for major honours this season and Maguire was the scapegoat at the start of the season ......... fast forward 5 months and there seasons more or less dead and Maguire is a huge miss now :) honestly doesnt matter how shit your clubs doing these deluded bastards will always bring a smile to the face.
Still roll on the next messiah who will no doubt have a billion pound thrown at him only to fail and the cycle goes on.

Btw as for folk pulling up individual players up i bet if you put them players at clubs that aint run by the players then they may actually thrive.

 

[dickie davies]

Ten Bob is building an enormous pile of shite and has no plan
So he is correct in that if you can’t see it, then football isn’t for you

 

[kippaxwarrior]

He's completely deluded

 

[Dubai Blue]

I’m sure this has been posted already as it’s after the Bournemouth comedy routi . . . sorry, match . . . but my God. Absolutely no shame. A grown man reduced to a blubbering child. A man who feels so sorry for himself because his once-great football team is now only better than 95% of the teams on earth rather than 99%. They lost a match and it’s reduced him to an empty shell. A pathetic, embarrassing display.

Love the bit where they're struggling to explain why they're so inconsistent. Welcome to the life of supporting a midtable team, you deluded fuckers.

Midtable players = midtable team = inconsistency

 

[kippaxwarrior]

In their last 6 champions league campaigns the rags have failed to get out of the group stages FOUR times.

Was it really that big of a shock?