United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue Mist]

Hojlund looks a talent doesn’t he?

He does and then the match starts.

 

[JASR]

At least Hojlund made it through to the CL knock-outs from United’s group and played last night.
Hojlund is also through, but took no part in the match yesterday.

Of course eldest hojlund didnt.
I wonder if United signed the wrong brother, a 1 in 3 chance.

 

[willipp]

At least Hojlund made it through to the CL knock-outs from United’s group and played last night.
Hojlund is also through, but took no part in the match yesterday.

Of course eldest hojlund didnt.
I wonder if United signed the wrong brother, a 1 in 3 chance.

Remember in the summer when the media tried telling us they had signed the new Haaland. Think they misspelt it Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaland.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Just seen the Bayern goal....that keeper fantastic stuff.

He's off to the African Nations in January and with no knowledge of whoever is the no.2 he's not getting getting back in the side is he?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Ten fags reckons they were unlucky not to win last night and they can now concentrate on the PL and FA Cup …….

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Is it bad that I watched this and masturbated.

 

[waspish]

Just cost them at least 10/20m not getting into the Europa

 

[mancboy]

Alice is glancing/referring to her pre-witten notes off the screen, so when she's tired of repeating "Absolute disgrage" she refer to the reminders to further continue the onslaught.

As if she can read and write

 

[stevemacca]

Quote from Hargreaves on comms last night -
'Its a shame Rashford and Martial weren't available - what a difference that would have made'
After stinking the place out - in Martial s case for nearly a decade
YCMIU
These clowns get paid for spouting this shite

 

[Blue Llama]

As if she can read and write

She might be a laugh but if you strip out the personality she talks more sense than the sycophantic pundits and with a lot more honesty.

 

[splinter]

Ten fags reckons they were unlucky not to win last night and they can now concentrate on the PL and FA Cup …….

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Fuck comical Ali tent peg is the daddy

 

[Sky Blue]

Is it bad that I watched this and masturbated.

Splash Alice.

 

[mancboy]

Is it bad that I watched this and masturbated.

 

[mancboy]

Quote from Hargreaves on comms last night -
'Its a shame Rashford and Martial weren't available - what a difference that would have made'
After stinking the place out - in Martial s case for nearly a decade
YCMIU
These clowns get paid for spouting this shite

would that be the same difference they made against newcastle and bournemouth as in fuck all difference

 

[splinter]

Quote from Hargreaves on comms last night -
'Its a shame Rashford and Martial weren't available - what a difference that would have made'
After stinking the place out - in Martial s case for nearly a decade
YCMIU
These clowns get paid for spouting this shite

That's it getting paid..off air it'll be they a fucking dogshit like the rest of the cunts ;)

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Just cost them at least 10/20m not getting into the Europa

On the plus side the performance bonuses budget will last another couple of years.

Swings.
Roundabouts.

 

[Metal Biker]

Quote from Hargreaves on comms last night -
'Its a shame Rashford and Martial weren't available - what a difference that would have made'
After stinking the place out - in Martial s case for nearly a decade
YCMIU
These clowns get paid for spouting this shite

Have to keep up the illusion (delusion) that United are a decent side so as not to lose all their Raggy TNT subscribers. Throw in the occasional "City are poop" comments to keep things spicy.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

She might be a laugh but if you strip out the personality she talks more sense than the sycophantic pundits and with a lot more honesty.

She needs to learn how to speak in sentences, rather than one long one without any gaps.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Hojlund looks a talent doesn’t he?

To be fair to him, he seems to do well enough for Denmark, so he's probably not as shit as his club team are making him look.

They create almost nothing for him anyway and he already looks pissed off about being there. Even at times they could clearly play him in, they're too useless to do it.

The problem is that stupid journalists and rags compared him to Haaland, a comparison nobody can live up to, so you're on a hiding to nothing anyway, then drop that player into a team that create nothing and this is what happens.

I suspect if you put him into a team that creates chances, he would be half decent. Probably not worth the price he was though.

He's about the only rag player I don't find to be completely unlikeable and he looks fed up already with how shit they are.

 

[Gingers Dad]

They’re just fucked aren’t they. I hope their fans realise Jim ‘Catweazle’ Ratcliffe will be spending his money simply patching up this sinking boat.

Oggy to make a comeback before the transfer window is my prediction.

Jim won't be spending his money on anything at utd.