United Thread - 2023/24

malg said:
Our press really are wankers. Manager of the Month for November and a load of shite stats about being one of the top performing clubs in the PL. Every fucking football fan could see through the bollocks. Now we see tons of articles about the worst start since 1930.

I fucking can't stand the cunts (press). It's like no one does analysis any more. Sky lead the way with their 'knee jerk' sensationalism and I suppose those cunts Shit Tash and Spitty are the voices of football now.

Anyway, it's great to see them struggling.
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And wasn’t a stat put out that Oh-no-na is the second best‘keeper in the League?

Another pile of horseshit.
 
jrb said:
They are dicks, getting richer by the match, but the Flying
Pig and Goldbridge the forest Fan do come out with some cracking and funny one-liners during the United defeats. The others are just dicks.
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Talking dicks that Alice Abrahams broadcasting from her bedroom, I don’t listen to what she has to say unless it’s fuck me when they go a goal down. She would make a wonderful porn star as Alice In Wonderland
 
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