Do you like to sit on the toilet.
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give it to gordon
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Be glad when the pl is back getting some right shitty threads ;)
dronefromsector7G
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Sitty threads? Just this minute sat down on the bog.
mosssideblue
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Are you bored?
Barcon
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I sometimes sit so long that when I get up my feet have fallen asleep and I can't walk.
idahoblues
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The air dry saves on TP too
Marklr
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Nah... i crouch on it. It's tricky, but you get longer shits. Try it..
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Tuearts right boot
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It's true, ask a nurse.....
Plays By Sense Of Smell
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It's me time
No interruptions, the kids keep well away for good reason.
Fucking love it.
Every day I look forward to the time I can escape this mad world and hand myself over to that feeling of unfettered safety and utter relief.
Love it almost as much as that guy who considered turning gay because he enjoyed the bliss of anal exit so much.
No interruptions, the kids keep well away for good reason.
Fucking love it.
Every day I look forward to the time I can escape this mad world and hand myself over to that feeling of unfettered safety and utter relief.
Love it almost as much as that guy who considered turning gay because he enjoyed the bliss of anal exit so much.
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doing sudoku on the lavatory is bliss.
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When you’ve spent six weeks in a hospital bed, shitting in a bedpan, you never, ever again take for granted the luxury of a peaceful shit in a locked toilet.
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Longer as in metreage, or time?
Marklr
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In length. You can curl one round the u-bend with a bit of practice.
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One of my proudest moments was years ago, having a number 2, looked down and it was exactly like a pound sign £
Wish i would have took a picture.
Told my pal and he said his best was the nike tick logo
Great days
Wish i would have took a picture.
Told my pal and he said his best was the nike tick logo
Great days
dronefromsector7G
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I did one shaped like a human. You really could make out 4 limbs and a head. Also once did an Adidas shit - three logs of equal size all lined up in the bowl
Magicpole
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The best advice I would give to any young guy who hasn’t any kids yet. With every girlfriend, ensure you make a big deal of how you need to spend so long in the loo. Take fucking ages. When you eventually choose the woman to have kids with, she knows the score. And now the good bit. When your kids are running about like the little self destruct fuckers they are, driving you to the edge of emotional, physical, spiritual and any other fucking ual’s you can think of destruction, 30 minutes, or more if you can swing it, just sitting there, alone, safe, happy, even if you have nothing to read but the ingredients of the shampoo bottle, will actually save your life.
True story,
True story,
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