Do you like to sit on the toilet.

city2

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And spend a few minutes thinking or do you just get up as quick as possible.
 
If I'm listening to James I sit down. If I'm on the roof I get off as quickly as possible because someone once said I'd be slip slidin away
 
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It's me time
No interruptions, the kids keep well away for good reason.

Fucking love it.
Every day I look forward to the time I can escape this mad world and hand myself over to that feeling of unfettered safety and utter relief.

Love it almost as much as that guy who considered turning gay because he enjoyed the bliss of anal exit so much.
 
When you’ve spent six weeks in a hospital bed, shitting in a bedpan, you never, ever again take for granted the luxury of a peaceful shit in a locked toilet.
 
I also like to dwell on the pan. Got rid of the actual seat, makes for easy cleaning.
 
It's me time
No interruptions, the kids keep well away for good reason.

Fucking love it.
Every day I look forward to the time I can escape this mad world and hand myself over to that feeling of unfettered safety and utter relief.

Love it almost as much as that guy who considered turning gay because he enjoyed the bliss of anal exit so much.
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One of my proudest moments was years ago, having a number 2, looked down and it was exactly like a pound sign £
Wish i would have took a picture.

Told my pal and he said his best was the nike tick logo

Great days
 
One of my proudest moments was years ago, having a number 2, looked down and it was exactly like a pound sign £
Wish i would have took a picture.

Told my pal and he said his best was the nike tick logo

Great days
I did one shaped like a human. You really could make out 4 limbs and a head. Also once did an Adidas shit - three logs of equal size all lined up in the bowl
 
The best advice I would give to any young guy who hasn’t any kids yet. With every girlfriend, ensure you make a big deal of how you need to spend so long in the loo. Take fucking ages. When you eventually choose the woman to have kids with, she knows the score. And now the good bit. When your kids are running about like the little self destruct fuckers they are, driving you to the edge of emotional, physical, spiritual and any other fucking ual’s you can think of destruction, 30 minutes, or more if you can swing it, just sitting there, alone, safe, happy, even if you have nothing to read but the ingredients of the shampoo bottle, will actually save your life.

True story,
 
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