Name One Thing You're NOT Good At No Matter How Hard You Try

[Blue.Roys.Son]

Plastering.

Cant believe someone else put this!

I was just about to say that I'm a qualified electrician, really good at joinery, pretty competent at plumbing but fuck me I'm absolutely useless at plastering.

 

[MMA]

Cant believe someone else put this!

I was just about to say that I'm a qualified electrician, really good at joinery, pretty competent at plumbing but fuck me I'm absolutely useless at plastering.

Would love to be an electrician.
Joinery too.
Plumbing , I could have saved a fortune over the years..
Plasterer's are the work of the devil ( messy cunts though).
I've tried to swap know how over the years with people in the trade ( teach me how to do " x" and I'll give you a few free lessons.
Knowing what I know now being old I wish I'd of learnt a trade like that. ( just never had the time).

Trying to get my lad to learn a trade but he just wants to follow his dad's footsteps.

I don't want him to.

 

[Bill Walker]

There's a pretend Welshman called Brian Riggs.
Turns out, he's not very good at monogamy.
He tried, but obviously, not hard enough

Maybe too hard ?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Keeping my gob shut. If I don’t like something someone’s said or done I find it a massive struggle to stop myself from ripping into them. Face to face especially. I’ve been like this since I was about 11 and I’m 71 next.

My wife said only tonight that I’m not going to mellow now at my age.

This you?

 

[TonyM]

Brain surgery
... or rocket science.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Brain surgery
... or rocket science.

It's not exactly brain surgery, is it?

 

[Bill Walker]

This you?

Why are you posting a picture of @Blue Mist ?

 

[idahoblues]

Political correctness

Not that I try

 

[BLUEYESTU]

Welding - I served my apprenticeship in the shipyard then spent 3 years as a tradesman before they laid half the workforce off and I was absolutely crap at it even after those 7 years. Some people made it look incredibly easy, a bit like a natural talent for drawing but put me on the vertical or overhead then you’d better have a grinder ready cos it’d all need to come off again.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Cant believe someone else put this!

I was just about to say that I'm a qualified electrician, really good at joinery, pretty competent at plumbing but fuck me I'm absolutely useless at plastering.

2 things plumbers and sparky’s should never do or even attempt
Brickwork
Plastering

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Drawing. I’m hopeless. I can make a giraffe look more like a donkey.

 

[snorky]

Drawing. I’m hopeless. I can make a giraffe look more like a donkey.

Wind your neck in. :)

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Sky diving without a parachute.
Never again will I try that, I used to be 6”8 now I’m only 3”4!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

This you?

No that`s a photo of my late mother

 

[KS55]

Being patient with thick people.

My boss in one job said: “You just don’t suffer fools gladly, or at all.”

 

[KS55]

2 things plumbers and sparky’s should never do or even attempt
Brickwork
Plastering

For a complete new kitchen, everything had to be taken back to the brick as it was in a dreadful state. Kitchen fitter, a carpenter by trade, was excellent at joinery, electrics, plumbing etc etc. But he brought in a plasterer. I watched in awe of his skill. Plastered the whole room perfectly in a couple of hours.

 

[KS55]

Reading this thread, I’m struggling to think of anything I’m not appaling at. So my answer is: everything.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Darts
Writing neatly
Using my left foot in footy

 

[snorky]

Maintaining an erection outside the school gates.


But it is half term.

 

[tommybooth]

Understanding thick stupid people. Why are they always in front of me in a queue.