United Thread - 2023/24

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I'd like to see the raving about one of ours if a defender gifts him a pass to feet one on one with the keeper from 30 yards out and scores another as the ball ricochets off his arse into the bottom corner from a horribly shanked effort going wide.

Will he be the next Shearer?

Talk Shit utterly embarrassed themselves with "Who will score more in 2024, Hojlund or Haaland?"

Keep saying it, this is why they will never get back to dominating as the press blows smoke up their arses just for taking a throw in. They are so desperate for the good days to be back, instead they look for results of Aston Villa and Spurs in hope they manage to scrape into a top four place with the money they have spent.

They rejoice in Radcliffe buying a minority stake like it was Mansour buying City in 2008. They celebrate poaching Omar Barrata from us, they dont have any ideas how to get back to the top so have to import City’s mindset and thinking into the club. Any chink of light and green shoot they go completely overboard in hope it’s back to the 1990s.
 
Gashfoot pressing Russ Bartlett.

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The ref tried harder !
 
Anything they do, the media blow smoke up their arses about it. If this was a newly promoted team in their first ever top flight season in 6th place, pushing for a CL spot, the media fuss wouldn't be anywhere like the media fuss they are giving the rags right now.

Anyone who is 21 or under and scores for them even when it's all gifted by defensive errors and against one of the weakest teams, they immediately get given superstar status, all based on one game. Janujai and Machieda both being other examples.
 
This will probably be the 1st time and the last time in my life the I give praise to anything or anybody related to that shit stain of a club from Stretford so here goes.

This Mainoo kid looks a decent player.

Be back later just going for a shower and a scrub with a hard brush and a bar of carbolic soap.
He does look decent, but the hype he’s getting is a bit ridiculous. 11 premier league starts and now he should be starting for England and he’s one of the best young players in the league?
 
Can someone enlighten me please is brailsford being brought into the rag set up by ratcliffe and I know he had something to do with cycling what actually was that role ?
 
He does look decent, but the hype he’s getting is a bit ridiculous. 11 premier league starts and now he should be starting for England and he’s one of the best young players in the league?

My old fella use to say if you put a United shirt on a pig on Tuesday it would be picked to play for England on the Wednesday night
 
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My old fella use to say if you put a United shirt on a pig on Tuesday it would be pick to play for England on the Wednesday night
Very True.
Hojland is getting lauded up for his goal scoring prowess and yet there are TWENTY EIGHT other players who have scored as many or more Premier League goals than Hojland has.
 
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