United Thread - 2023/24

[Impeccable One]

Think you can knock me off my perch … have some of this ….

and there’s more where that came from, come see me after next Sunday !

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Slap the fucker

And his wife

 

[Vienna_70]

16? after a derby win

Yes, of course. If we win.

I did say a maximum of 22

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Think you can knock me off my perch … have some of this ….

and there’s more where that came from, come see me after next Sunday !

Fish soup

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Fifth may achieve a CL place, so they’re not completely dead

The parrot in the Monty Python sketch was less deceased.

The only way the rags get back on Chelsea Jim's mythical perch is to have their crooked feet nailed onto it, like the ex parrot.

 

[jrb]

Any clips of the Forest fan and his Manchester United YouTube channel.

 

[mexico1970]

Any clips of the Forest fan and his Manchester United YouTube channel.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Well Dave was there, but no sign
of the triamcinolone on that performance.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

I’ve just got back from Tesco.

I wore my light City jacket, and on the way out, some twerp shouted, "United!"

My response: "Shit!"

"We’ll knock you off your perch." (I wonder where he got that from)

"You’ve made a fucking good start, haven’t you?"

"The money will run out."

"What money?"

"The oil money."

"When?"

"In about ten years."

"We won £210 million in prize money last season."

Silence.

The scary thing is, they live among us.

All this despite the fact they said after the 19th title that Dipper supporters should be singing "You will always be on my mind" to them.

From that alone, they love the idea that supporters of other teams will care more about their failures rather than that of their own teams..... yet they do it even worse to us. They indeed do live amongst us. It's so very sad.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Wrighty said on motd, sir jim will come in and fix it.

Not sure how he sneaked that one through, while keeping a straight face lol.

Heads will roll at the bbc after allowing that.