United Thread - 2023/24

[RadcliffeRick]

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It'd take a lot more than a brown envelope to stop me decking the twat

Is that nit a bookable offence anymore?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Scruffy not in attendance then yesterday.

Let's look at the facts, spends all week sat on his arse talking bollocks about the rags then fails to go to the game....I believe the term is Armchair ****.

 

[Deleted member 97489]

What A Comeback

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

absolutely comedy gold.

Looks like Uncle Fester. Either that or there’s a fruit shortage where he lives.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Of course they are....well if Real want them back they must still be really at the top of their game and would be a great addition to any club in the world.

Real Madrid have started to analyse the prospect of re-signing France centre-back Raphael Varane, 30, and Brazil midfielder Casemiro, 32, who the Spanish club sold to Manchester United.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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Can't be real surely..........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Rat ****

Must have been a shocker of a performance from the ref to invoke a reaction out of Fernandes like that.

So out of character...........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

"Lock up the crockery, FFS"

Thought he took it rather well...........

 

[mancboy]

absolutely comedy gold.

the entitlement is absolutely endemic across the board in that club, the mantra of but this is manchester united keeps being preached by the rag media, by neville, by the fans, its all you ever here, well okay, you're manchester united, the question is so fucking what, it doesnt give you anymore right than anyone else to win, it doesnt mean anything apart from a useless mantra chanted by idiots , its the football equivalent of do you know who i am said by fading celebrities to hark back to a time when they once were something buy the world has moved on and moved past them and we laugh at them trying to cling to their outdated, fading notoriety and the rags deserve exactly the same treatment.

 

[Gray]

This will be the tenth consecutive season.

Should we achieve the requisite number of points, of course.

Won’t it be eleven seasons?

A win on the 3rd March and 16 points will do the trick.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

When I go to my local Tesco, there's usually one of those cages on wheels outside labelled 'Soft plastics'. I reckon that's where they keep that lot.

 

[RodneyRodney]

He injured a young Phil Foden when he was at Leicester. In the Carabao Cup tie. Foden would have been about 16 or 17.
He’s always been like that.

I reckon Slab was fishing for a red ; that way , he avoids the derby next week

 

[bluebc]

 

[stevemacca]

Luckily for Jim he paid Glazers by credit card so he'll be able to invoke the fraud clause and get his money back.

 

[stevemacca]

Spot the brain cell

If he had just one more brain cell he'd be an amoeba

 

[r.soleofsalford]

shithead

 

[blue by birth]

Think you can knock me off my perch … have some of this ….

and there’s more where that came from, come see me after next Sunday !

Where's Ashley Young..I can just see him with his gob open ready to catch that

 

[dadnlad]

Slabby's tackle never happened according to sky sports highlights.

Dermot working on his script now
Not enough force
Leg not fully straight
Below shin
Fulham player in way
Subjective
Contact sport
Made alot of it

 

[waspish]

Dermot working on his script now
Not enough force
Leg not fully straight
Below shin
Fulham player in way
Subjective
Contact sport
Made alot of it

I'll go for the below shin

 

[its grim up north]

Hasn't taken long for the lifelong Monaco 'n Rag fan to realise the size of the crock 'o shit he's just invested in!

Believe he gave it a miss yesterday. Probably in London for the Chelsea game today.