United Thread - 2023/24

[bigA]

Incoming Rag Excuses:
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Where's the activate the green and yellow scarves button and the Empithad jibe button?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Rags Default Settings:
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Just missing a button for Antony's 'trick'.

 

[bigA]

They go to the same Barber.

The Barber Squad.

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Looks like they all paddled in the shallow end of the gene pool. And probably have a collective IQ of 13.

Just to think 50 million sperm ejaculated from each of their fathers and they were the quickest. No justice in the world is there.

 

[Silva&Silva]

They go to the same Barber.

The Barber Squad.

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Bless em.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Lowtower]

They go to the same Barber.

The Barber Squad.

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Hahahaha fucking hell.

 

[Frank the Yank]

Looks like they all paddled in the shallow end of the gene pool. And probably have a collective IQ of 13.

Just to think 50 million sperm ejaculated from each of their fathers and they were the quickest. No justice in the world is there.

You can only imagine what any of the slower 49,999,999 would have produced!!!

 

[GSW Blue]

They’ve spent a fortune to be 11 points behind Villa with negative goal difference after 27 games.

If I didn’t know any better I might start thinking they are a bit shit at this football lark!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

They’ve spent a fortune to be 11 points behind Villa with negative goal difference after 27 games.

If I didn’t know any better I might start thinking they are a bit shit at this football lark!

It's worse than it looks once you factor in all the 'help' they had earlier in the season. They are so shit the PiGMOL have had to tone it down because it would look blatantly obvious what they were doing.

 

[Silva&Silva]

They’ve spent a fortune to be 11 points behind Villa with negative goal difference after 27 games.

If I didn’t know any better I might start thinking they are a bit shit at this football lark!

Tell this to anyone who says our success is solely down to money.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Well I believe it was dear old bill who coined the phrase 'Tick Tock' on here and some on here scoffed.

Well they've now fully Ticked and Tocked.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Probably the most one sided derby ever. These graphics show our total demolition of them.

Our perch is fine for a little while yet.

 

[Gingers Dad]

But on another day utd could have won. Small margins

 

[The Salford lad.]

Here’s hoping we’ve driven the final nail in to their UCL aspirations …

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Here’s hoping we’ve driven the final nail in to their UCL aspirations …

Let’s hope not completely. Want them to have a tiny ray of hope when they play Liverpool. Fine margins and all that.

 

[The Salford lad.]

I wonder how the cross between Albert Tatlock and Ronnie Corbett is today ,

 

[halfcenturyup]

Trouble with them is, you are more likely to get nicked for hitting a minor

 

[Wigan_Citizen]

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Remember that ‘attack, attack, attack’ cringeworthy chant they roll out. Should be revised to ‘defend, defend defend’ they were that bad yesterday.

 

[domalino]

Has anyone seen their end to the season?

Everton, Brentford, Chelsea, Liverpool, Bournemouth, Newcastle, Burnely, Palace, Arsenal, Brighton.


Hard to see them beating Liverpool, Newcastle, Arsenal & Brighton and most of the others fall into that category of tricky midtable fixture. Brentford, Bournemouth, Palace are all games where I don't think anyone would be surprised if they dropped points. Even Chelsea are improving, still very hit and miss, but we know better than anyone that on a good day they're a pain.

I think they'll drop down the table now and settle about 8th or 9th.