England v Brazil | Friendly | Match Thread

[Magicpole]

Pretty shit so far. In fact totally shit. Still, you’ll probably win the UEFA.

 

[chesterbells]

Stop Chillwell shooting…he’s fucking gash…pass it you moron

He’s too static, he lacks pace, he can’t tackle, he plays it too safe, and he can’t shoot. Apart from that, I think he’s decent.

 

[Beanhead]

Bellingham is a bit too self assured for my liking. He’s still a kid what’s he going to be like at 23, let alone 27 or 30.

 

[jimharri]

Pretty shit so far. In fact totally shit. Still, you’ll probably win the UEFA.

There's the small matter of France to take into account.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

The thing that fucks me off about these games the most is the commentary team constantly trying to gaslight you that the game is somehow important.

I don't care how many games Brazil have played in Europe. I don't care if it's got a 'competitive feel'. I don't care if some C-string keeper is making his debut.

It doesn't matter. Just fucking admit that it doesn't matter at all.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Does Gordon know he's supposed to be playing football?

 

[city saint]

Few are aware she was a saucy minx…

stop the pictures

 

[SebastianBlue]

He’s too static, he lacks pace, he can’t tackle, he plays it too safe, and he can’t shoot.

“Yeah, but what are his shortcomings?” — Southgate

 

[MadchesterCity]

Bellingham is a bit too self assured for my liking. He’s still a kid what’s he going to be like at 23, let alone 27 or 30.

I’m sorry and I know I’m the only one in world football, but I really dislike the prick, he fucked us about last season and he’s a dipper

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

So, Arsenal withdraw Saka

... and Ben White, and G.Martinelli and Gabriel and Gabby Jesus for the Brazil squad.

 

[TinFoilHat]

England are awful..suppose you can’t judge it’s a meaningless friendly..

England Lose - Meaningless friendly

Draw - A good workout for a young team coming to the boil at the right time...

Engerland Win - WE'RE COMING FRITZ TO BRING OUR RIGHTFUL TROPHY HOME AS WERE THE BEST! GOD SAVE THE KING AND PRINCESS KATE OUR NEW QUEEN OF HEARTS!!!

 

[Beanhead]

Vinicius has a very old face for his age… looks like he’s in his 30s.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Paqueta will fit right in at the Etihad.

 

[argyle]

Switches on - hears the England band - Switches over.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Paqueta gets a yellow for his sixth foul.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Paqueta booked after eleventeen fouls.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Haha, Chilwell shites out of a 60/40.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Paqueta gets a yellow for his sixth foul.

Don't worry he will in sky blue.

 

[super_city_si]

Hahaha paqueta with the worst shot ive ever seen

 

[MadchesterCity]

Get Stones off at half time