United Thread - 2023/24

[Chak19]

They'll sack him as soon as it's mathematically impossible for them to qualify for Europe. That's the rag way.

Their only chances will be an additional place for a PL team in the CL, or them being runners up in the FA Cup. Come on Coventry!

Runners up in the cup qualifies them for the thursday night cup not the CL right ?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

They’re an embarrassment. One of the costliest squads ever and each week they concede so many chances to teams who have spent a fraction of what they have. I didn’t watch tonight but I’m guessing they did a squad cost comparison

 

[paulchapo]

Ten Hag talks total bollocks after every game. How much money have they spent to play like that?? It's baffling.

 

[Lavinda Past]

As soon as I saw that McThug and Mainoo was the midfield I knew they were going to struggle. The midfield has been there downfall all season, add in Casemiro, Mount, Eriksson, they are all wank. Ten Bob is definitely getting the chop in the summer.

It was interesting note that no mention was made of Mainoo by the commentators when he was subbed. He played like a lost child.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Dion Dublin reckons Rashford just needs to smile to become the best player in the league on the left.

Haha, stick to decorating advice you tool!

Also, put a bra on or tape over your nipples mate.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Dublin: ‘Where Untied should be’.

Please don’t tell them their problem.

 

[SebastianBlue]

“It’s all about the small balls.” - Eric Ten Hag, Brentford post-match interview

 

[City Hobgoblin]

That VAR goal chalk-off was an utter disgrace

 

[roman totale]

It was interesting note that no mention was made of Mainoo by the commentators when he was subbed. He played like a lost child.

Didn’t see the game today, but that’s a perfect description of the handful of times I have seen him.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Did Mainoo have another world class performance?

 

[Super-Barwuah]

Did Mainoo have another world class performance?

Leave him alone hes the next zico so utd fans and commentators tell me

 

[Roachy]

Did Mainoo have another world class performance?

Ramp him up to the next level, then gleefully watch him wilt and fade away.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Did Mainoo have another world class performance?

No, he was saving himself for his summer move to Real Madrid.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Runners up in the cup qualifies them for the thursday night cup not the CL right ?

Correct, the Europa League. Given that no halfway decent coaches are available, even the Europa Conference would probably be enough to save his job.

Coventry would be better representatives for English football that the rags.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Sir Jim seems Happy with a Point at Brentford

 

[freshie]

He's such a bellend

 

[SebastianBlue]

He's such a bellend

“Also lucky.”

 

[NZBlue]

But of course the hard fought away point moves them closer to 5th place and CL football doesn't it? And the away goal must mean they have a positive goal difference by now surely
















Thought not :-)

 

[SebastianBlue]

0 - Manchester United’s goal difference. And also their rating of quality out of 100.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

“Also lucky.”

Love the pythonesque logic about this - if a duck floats it must be made out of wood etc.