United Thread - 2023/24

[Zubrman]

In the film the dogs name is changed to Nightjar

Wait till I tell my Nightjar Homies!

 

[jacko74]

Hahahaha the desperate twats

Funny how he never received any of this recognition, praise and exposure all the while he was apparently single handedly producing and developing these players.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Funny how he never received any of this recognition, praise and exposure all the while he was apparently single handedly producing and developing these players.

Perhaps he will find it tougher trying to polish the turds he will encounter in his new role.

 

[freshie]

Butchered

 

[Deleted member 13905]

They've got Omar and now Wilcox, whose next for the Manchester City Tribute Act ?

Omar Berrada, Jason Wilcox. Bet Fred the Red is shitting himself.

what about a kit man?
they could bring les chapman out of retirement.

a pal of mine was captain of stockport county when chappy was manager.
fuck me, he's got some stories, most of which couldn't be shared on here.

chappy used to drive one of those old french flower vans

on the way to training he'd pick some of the players up.
they had to get in the back.

training usually consisted of things like playing hide+seek.

he'd be perfect for the new rag regime.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

training usually consisted of things like playing hide+seek.

he'd be perfect for the new rag regime.

Good luck finding some of those rag players who have seemingly disappeared into thin air.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Whenever I think about the madness that is Manchester utd....

I always think back to The Donald Love story.

Born in Rochdale ,came through the ranks man Utd,.spotted by slur alex in a youth game..( real eye for talent Alex)....but his debut was deliberately ,delayed ,.until Valentine's day ...2016 so that the cash cow that is Manchester United FC could make as much as possible,in that short time frame..picture this ( Blondie) some far east tourist buying a Love shirt on Valentine's day from the clubshop ,hoping it would be a valued bit of Memorabilia ( Soft Cell) in future years..

High on the new found stardom and attention Donald love announced at the time of h8s debut...

" There is pride whenever I pull on the shirt....I know how hard I've got to work every day and I just try to give my best. We have one of the best youth systems around, it's great when Home grown players come through because the fans back you"

The " fans " now backing Love are at Morecombe.Fc.

Used,spat out, and just the memories to fondly look back on.

This is Manchester utd we are talking about.

 

[Vienna_70]

And his unmentionable dog!

That was Guy Gibson of The Dambusters squadron.

 

[Vienna_70]

Google just got hammered for 'who or what is Douglas Bader'....

Many years ago, in one of her first jobs, my sister worked as a waitress at a local hotel.

Douglas Bader was a regular guest, and he always sat in her section of the restaurant.

 

[Bollo]

training usually consisted of things like playing hide+seek.

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[Vienna_70]

He has been in the job for more than 11 years, and just like all his predecessors, Pope Francis still doesn’t know who the fuck are Man Utd!

 

[Blue Mist]

Many years ago, in one of her first jobs, my sister worked as a waitress at a local hotel.

Douglas Bader was a regular guest, and he always sat in her section of the restaurant.

Well it's not like he could stand in her section is it.




Sorry.

 

[roach3]

Come on, get them on, the Forest fan, the Flying Pig, Alice, and the Chinese bloke who beats up inflatable toys and smashes his room up.

Pigs fukin hilarious though mate
Wife has his watchalong on when the rags try play football, his meltdowns though probably staged have me in stitches.

To anyone who wants a good laugh go back and watch his meltdowns in the games against us and the Mersey skiprats.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Corporate credit cards have been cancelled in an effort to save money. What the hell have the departmental heads been buying to contribute to their debts?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Many years ago, in one of her first jobs, my sister worked as a waitress at a local hotel.

Douglas Bader was a regular guest, and he always sat in her section of the restaurant.

Did he have his dog with him??

 

[city2]

Still shite of a club.

 

[lasereyes]

Still shite of a club.

Total shite, but I will allow them to be good for 1 day this Sunday

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Corporate credit cards have been cancelled in an effort to save money. What the hell have the departmental heads been buying to contribute to their debts?

Probably fuck all. It's just the signs of a failing company. When your boss comes in and starts talking about a limit on photocopying, start writing your CV. By that point, they've already cut everything meaningful (except their own salary, of course) and they're desperate.

 

[SWP's back]

Maybe we should demolish the pyramids in Egypt? I heard they were built by slave labour!

Just about all experts agree that they weren’t built by slaves, for what it’s worth.

 

[KS55]

Perhaps he will find it tougher trying to polish the turds he will encounter in his new role.

It takes at least ten years to get an academy producing good players and that’s just the start. There will be a few Sanchos.