United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

Better keep Howson and who the fuck is Alice away from the cutlery drawer!

No please show them where it is !

 

[jimharri]

No please show them where it is !

Now now, be nice.

 

[smeeagain]

I reckon one of us should go over to the caf and ask if we can buy that other banner they have

 

[horlock_was_super]

Every time Neville utters the words "this is Manchester United" the cretin unwittingly nails the problem, this Manchester United is not first and foremost a football club, but a brand, divorced from what was its primary function, football. United exists now to make money from the brand, like PSG is trying to do. The brand has transcended football.

Because the brand is so powerful, the club continues to make loadsa money regardless of the team's poor performance, and as improving that performance to win titles, as Utd used to do, comes at a cost, a cost that does not automatically deliver a commensurate boost in revenue, then a simple cost benefit analysis tells you that being there or there abouts, every now and then, will do, coz that's all that's required to keep the gravy train rolling.

In a model like this, shit stadium, shit training facilities, shit football only matter if they damage the brands commercial clout in the short to medium term, but they don't seem to be damaging the brand, revenues are up year on year, and this extraneous shit would be expensive to fix anyway, so fuck it, they're not getting fixed, why should they, when a cheap sticking plaster will do.

Neville unconsciously recognises this shit show when he calls for Manchester United World. Perversely that's something the Glazers might actually take on board, if it can be done on the cheap. If their marketing people tell them it will further leverage the brand and open up a lucrative new income stream, they'll be all for it.

Choices choices - The Mad Mouse or the Water Chute.
Manshesyor nytid world - yep keep em coming.
I can't take much more of this - I am pretty sure that my sides are quite close to splitting now.
They can't even Bert properly the whinging mard arse fuckwits.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thrashing around like a barrel full of rats.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Hope they go full on zebra pants now and riot again.

Will be funny as fuck... The authorities would have to dock them points and they are shit enough to be relegated...

Bring it on.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

oh look ,when he was interested in buying united they used that black and white picture of shake jizzum in a nice western suit , now hes fucked them off he looks like one of those dodgy oil tea towel heads

It's almost like he's turned into a grinning beard overnight.

The media are a fucking disgrace.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Hope they go full on zebra pants now and riot again.

Will be funny as fuck... The authorities would have to dock them points and they are shit enough to be relegated...

Bring it on.

A vision of our lot singing "we are impeccable" while the pitch looks like the Serengeti in a couple of weeks would be a bit nice.

 

[Bald fraud]

Fingers crossed they lose this weekend. Then we give them the pasting of their lives! A few Rodri thunderbastards from outside the box mixed in with a Haaland hatrick and and some of those 40 odd pass moves building up to more goals! It would defo tip them over the edge!!

 

[Nick L]

Surly everyone’s forgetting that they are Manchester United - the biggest most famous football club in the whole wide world