United Thread - 2023/24

[Theengelbert]

When asked, as a Liverpool fan, would you take Gareth Southgate at Manchester United:

“Yes, please! And twice on Sunday!” - Stevie Nichols

I think Southgate to the rags would be the next comedy act we’ve all been waiting for. The man seems a cautious spineless yes man. He gets away with it at England because there’s quality all over the park and he plays relatively few games. The chaos will only get worse if he was at old Trafford and i would love every minute of it.

 

[Metal Biker]

Fuck y'all, I want a draw.

If we can't win titles without the help of THAT Scum, it's not a title i'd be celebrating readily.
I'll be lending my support more to Villa, West Ham and Spuds when they play the Dips, not this shower of charlatans.

 

[roach3]

Trago Mills, fucking hell. Wonder if many on here will get that. I had the "pleasure" of a day there with my mum and sister as a kid whilst my dad and brother in law went paintballing nearby.

Been there many times over the years when the kids were young and also taken the grandkids if it’s the one near newton abbott we’re talking about, is it still open I wonder.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Been there many times over the years when the kids were young and also taken the grandkids if it’s the one near newton abbott we’re talking about, is it still open I wonder.

That must be the one as we were on holiday in Devon and I think Newton Abbott is the only one in that county. Very woody/foresty around there if memory serves well.

 

[I'm Blue]

Regardless of the result today I’d just like to point out…

 

[SWPISHOME]

Fuck y'all, I want a draw.

If we can't win titles without the help of THAT Scum, it's not a title i'd be celebrating readily.
I'll be lending my support more to Villa, West Ham and Spuds when they play the, not this shower of charlatans.

I used to think like this, I changed my tune a few years back when we played away at The Swamp in April 2020 when we were neck and neck with Liverpool for the title, Bernie and Sane got the goals to give is a 2-0 win.

The whole build up to that game, The so called "biggest hatred in football" Dippers v Rags fans showed their true colours, The Dippers being all pally with the Rags wanting them to do a job on City...

Whether it was the fans or the media they were nothing short of sucking each other off, Ratboy and Spitty talking of how to go about beating City ect...

So today we need what's best for City and that's a Rags win.

P.S. I hope they kick the bollocks out of each other after the game too, Cunts.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Think 99.9% of us said this when they somehow got a draw at Anfield + won their recent cup game. Just have to hope they dig a performance from somewhere & get something from this game but yeah unfortunately can't see it.

We can hold onto the crumb of comfort that this season in two games the dippers have failed to beat the rags. You never know.

 

[Metal Biker]

I used to think like this, I changed my tune a few years back when we played away at The Swamp in April 2020 when we were neck and neck with Liverpool for the title, Bernie and Sane got the goals to give is a 2-0 win.

The whole build up to that game, The so called "biggest hatred in football" Dippers v Rags fans showed their true colours, The Dippers being all pally with the Rags wanting them to do a job on City...

Whether it was the fans or the media they were nothing short of sucking each other off, Ratboy and Spitty talking of how to go about beating City ect...

So today we need what's best for City and that's a Rags win.

P.S. I hope they kick the bollocks out of each other after the game too, Cunts.

Fuck that, a Rags win will also bring United fans the one thing I never want them to have; Joy.

Be it fleeting, temporary or momentary, I want them to have NO happiness in life and win over Livarpewl would give them that. I won't be cheering them on, hoping for a goal, if the Rags do win, it's beneficial to us, but a dull 0-0 helps nobody else but City.

Because regardless of the result today, City stay 3rd. We get our advantage in the weeks ahead, so that's why i'm not going to be cheering a Rag penalty or goal. Do people think United have a better chance at beating Liverpool over Aston Villa, West Ham, Wolves or Spurs? Other people can do what they like, no shame from me towards anyone about how they treat this match, i'm just stating how i'm likely not going to be in the same mindset. I want a draw.

I want Utd crushed and every point they gain gets them closer to European football, which only benefits them.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I want Utd crushed and every point they gain gets them closer to European football, which only benefits them.

They get into Europe;
they keep Tent Peg as manager;
they spunk the money they 'earn' for European qualification on players of the standard of Mason Mount and Antony;
in Europe they get their arses handed to them by Celtic, Lens and Young Boys;
....etc...

The comedy show continues.

What's not to like? :)

 

[Uwe Already]

Weird that pool haven’t beaten the scum in two games so far this season, yet my gut feel is the scum are getting a dry bumming today - ideally they both lose!

 

[Metal Biker]

They get into Europe;
they keep Tent Peg as manager;
they spunk the money they 'earn' for European qualification on players of the standard of Mason Mount and Antony;
in Europe they get their arses handed to them by Celtic, Lens and Young Boys;
....etc...

The comedy show continues.

What's not to like? :)

Exactly that; the comedy show continues...





I want it over, gone, liquidated, cease to exist, bulldozed, unemployed, razed over, distant memory.

 

[mosssideblue]

Between a rock and a hard place today. Suits us more for a rag win (spews up) but, If the rags are to lose, I want them mullered

 

[manimanc]

Between a rock and a hard place today. Suits us more for a rag win (spews up) but, If the rags are to lose, I want them mullered

Win win either way.
I think we'll get to the top on our own steam as I think there are still a few surprises to come in the next few weeks.
Whatever happens there will be epic meltdowns on the pricks youtube channels that will warm the cockles in my heart :)

 

[shemnel]

I want a United win. I don't give a shit it's United at this stage, they're nobodies, umpteen points adrift, just a tool to further our success. Imagine that. They're just our trophy enablers.

Useless wankers.

 

[mexico1970]

I can confidently predict that Anthony Taylor will help Liverpool to fekk us.
Not that they will need much help, but the ref is a Liverpool fwend

From Ragcafe...FFS :)

 

[malg]

Be it fleeting, temporary or momentary, I want them to have NO happiness in life and win over Livarpewl would give them that.

 

[Kippax77]

A few conundrums today.
Will Antony kick on and get his 2nd assist of the season and it's still only April?
Will he be lauded by the rags for escaping another yellow as he waits for the camera to focus on his 'hard man scowl' whilst screaming "fuck off" to a linesman?
Will Bruno stay on his feet long enough to have any influence on the game?
Would Sir Marcus be more effective in his cameo role if he changes the colour of his mittens?
And finally I don't believe in fairytales, Casemiro would never beat an hare in a foot race

 

[bugsyblue]

Hope United win today. I’ll always value winning the league over any sort of hatred for the rags

 

[Asa's left peg]

A lot of them seem to be running on empty, not running at all or injured. It could be carnage.

 

[bluemoon32]

A lot of them seem to be running on empty, not running at all or injured. It could be carnage.

One look on their probable defence due to injuries & i think you could be right