United Thread - 2023/24

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

They don’t write articles about him like they do with Haaland who last time I looked is top scorer in the Premier League. What gives?

 

[mancboy]

They don’t write articles about him like they do with Haaland who last time I looked is top scorer in the Premier League. What gives?

what colour shirt does he play in

 

[freshie]

Garnacho on twitter/X is liking that gimp Goldbridges’ tweets about himself. Arrogant and pathetic like most of that spineless team

What a twat

 

[Mr Fraser]

Oi; I'm not fat.

Ɓig boned?

 

[malg]

What a twat

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Fucking hell. Manager needs to kick his fucking arse for that. Shocking if it's the ugly gimp's official account.

 

[Kippax77]

But but Roy Keane says its Haaland who needs to improve

 

[Bollo]

Cuddly.

BBJ

 

[Deleted member 97489]

 

[Silva2021]

The PGMOL used to help them win, now they can only help you draw.

 

[freshie]

 

[the blue panther]

Give the lad a chance for God's sake. Ten Hag's needs time to nurture a rare talent like that.
Contract extension and another 2 or 3 years working with Hojland and he'll start getting shots on target much more regularly. Then, Ten hag can start working on accuracy, and power.
Be patient - it takes time!
There's no rush while Big Nose is banging them in so regularly, is there?

 

[The Black Shed]

Mind the gap you twats

 

[dobingsdobber]

Lifted off the Poundland thread on the caff....

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Okay; own up. Which one of you shitstirrers is it?

I'm Spartacus!!

 

[malg]

Yup. Happy St Beneathus Day.

 

[mancboy]

What a twat

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Imagine having such little self awareness that you choose to like a youtuber defending you rather than look at your own performance, top level football aint for him

 

[dobingsdobber]

Adolf Hittler?

No, Mad Alf Heatlump.
(courtesy of John Lennon)

 

[117 M34]

What a twat

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That's him out of the team now then fir the rest of the season until ten hag gets sacked.
He shipped sancho off to dortmund for similar.

 

[wolviedinho]

If Haaland is league 2 what does it make hojlund? Semi pro? Paints during the day and get his boots on at the weekend?

Awaiting critical analysis from the great minds on Sky spits.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I have no love for Liverpool and Arsenal, but the fact the three of us are so much better than United in every single department must sting the raggy fuckers a little bit which makes me happy.

 

[Hoghead]

Mind the 23 point gap!
'kin great.
Fuckin' cunts the lot of 'em.