St Beneathus Day | 2025 edition (pg31)

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Praise him. Praise him.

 

[I'm Blue]

They couldn’t catch a dead snail.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

They couldn’t catch a dead snail.

Reminds me of this joke.

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"I just saw a council worker squash a Snail under his boot.​

I asked him "what the fuck did you do that for?"
He replied "I'm sick to death of him following me around all day".

 

[Bald fraud]

Nobheads

 

[Bluesince1979]

Why? Just Why?

Hes st beneathus

 

[Blueknows]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/27337659.amp

 

[NZBlue]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/27337659.amp

Well he was correct about one thing

I am looking forward a lot to next year because Manchester United is not renowned for being second


7th or 8th maybe

 

[Salford in the City]

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Praise him. Praise him.

He'd have loved this!

 

[Celeste]

Rather fitting this should be confirmed against Luton!! It may help to appease 41 years of hurt - at last!! Praise Be to st beneathus!!

 

[solley attwell]

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Praise him. Praise him.

The outlaw Josie Swales

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

Hope it gets to 35 years in a row of St Beanethus days...( I think that's when the banner finished). In fact 135 years would be nice.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

Why? Just Why?

I don't get it either. Surely it should be Franny or David Bernstein or Gary Cook or Khaldoon...or is it not meant to be someone who tried stopping the rot.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

10 years ago I made a £10 bet with a rag mate on who finished higher. We had it on a double or quits basis but he jibbed out when it got to £40, could probably see the writing on the wall.

Maybe he ran out of money; I think there are a few hedge funds over here with vast experience with rag PIK loans he can call :)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I don't get it either. Surely it should be Franny or David Bernstein or Gary Cook or Khaldoon...or is it not meant to be someone who tried stopping the rot.

No, it’s a symbol of us at our most hapless. It’s taking the piss out of ourselves; and them at the same time. Both of which we are very good at.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It’s actually nuts when you think about it.

 

[KS55]

It’s actually nuts when you think about it.

Oh, I thought it was serious. Are you saying St. Beneathus doesn’t exist?

 

[Midlands Blue]

St Beneathus was the Pope's advisor when the red cunts made a visit to Rome

 

[Deepest Blue]

The Swales thing is I think a reference to his obsession to outdo United.
When he ran out of ££ he switched his focus to fleecing the club and the fans.

 

[JRockBlues]

I don't get it either. Surely it should be Franny or David Bernstein or Gary Cook or Khaldoon...or is it not meant to be someone who tried stopping the rot.

Buzzer from his Sky appearance would be my preferred option.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nearly there…