United Thread - 2023/24

[freshie]

I fucking love how bitter we’ve made everyone. No one cares about us but we’re living rent free in their heads

 

[johnevans]

“England winger”? Yeah, 3 yrs ago.

Exactly. Sancho's another Bertie Big-B*ll*cks who's paid too much attention to the crawlers and hangers-on around him and spaffed his talent up the toilet wall.

Personally, I'd still pick this fella, Charles 'Charlie' Charles of 'The Arzenal'/'The Fast Show', well ahead of Sancho these days. He might not have 'tracked back' much but he always had a lit Capstan Full Strength behind his ear as he hugged the wing..

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I fucking love how bitter we’ve made everyone. No one cares about us but we’re living rent free in their heads

Has he not been in their "museum" before?

 

[Trojan63]

Just been reading Jim Ratcliffe bragging about young players in Portugal and Italy they are interested in - 120 - 150 million each - no CL football and mid table club - sure they are going to rush to sign for Utd - all designed to appease their deluded fans and get them to waste their cash on renewing their season tickets - along with resigning Ronaldo putting Ole at the wheel and Ed Woodward saying "we can do things in the transfer market other clubs can only dream of" yeah Johnny Evans Weghorst Swinestiger Cavani Ighalo from Japanese league Fred Dalot Casimiro and Erikson when way past their best - any I've missed out ?

 

[nozzyblue]

Fuck em mate we've got a champions league quarter final against Real Madrid later

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Just been reading Jim Ratcliffe bragging about young players in Portugal and Italy they are interested in - 120 - 150 million each - no CL football and mid table club - sure they are going to rush to sign for Utd - all designed to appease their deluded fans and get them to waste their cash on renewing their season tickets - along with resigning Ronaldo putting Ole at the wheel and Ed Woodward saying "we can do things in the transfer market other clubs can only dream of" yeah Johnny Evans Weghorst Swinestiger Cavani Ighalo from Japanese league Fred Dalot Casimiro and Erikson when way past their best - any I've missed out ?

 

[Scaley]

Looks like he’s also recruited the spirit of Joseph Goebbels to the backroom staff.

 

[lazerblue]

your'e too late seb, we've already got one

 

[lazerblue]

Has he not been in their "museum" before?

the museum, where everythings extint

 

[threespires]

your'e too late seb, we've already got one

What a twat (him, not you!)

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Good Ol Seb - a man of inscrutable integrity. No hired hand and greasy pole dancer he. Should feel right at home with Brailsford.

 

[chaddblue]

Just been reading Jim Ratcliffe bragging about young players in Portugal and Italy they are interested in - 120 - 150 million each - no CL football and mid table club - sure they are going to rush to sign for Utd - all designed to appease their deluded fans and get them to waste their cash on renewing their season tickets - along with resigning Ronaldo putting Ole at the wheel and Ed Woodward saying "we can do things in the transfer market other clubs can only dream of" yeah Johnny Evans Weghorst Swinestiger Cavani Ighalo from Japanese league Fred Dalot Casimiro and Erikson when way past their best - any I've missed out ?

Ibrahimovic

 

[youngbob]

Just been reading Jim Ratcliffe bragging about young players in Portugal and Italy they are interested in - 120 - 150 million each - no CL football and mid table club - sure they are going to rush to sign for Utd - all designed to appease their deluded fans and get them to waste their cash on renewing their season tickets - along with resigning Ronaldo putting Ole at the wheel and Ed Woodward saying "we can do things in the transfer market other clubs can only dream of" yeah Johnny Evans Weghorst Swinestiger Cavani Ighalo from Japanese league Fred Dalot Casimiro and Erikson when way past their best - any I've missed out ?

You think you're being clever with your username but you're not really.

 

[mancboy]

I fucking love how bitter we’ve made everyone. No one cares about us but we’re living rent free in their heads

this is the weirdest brag ever, its like saying we arent involved in these stages but we are a tourist destination?

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

I can't get my head around this stadium business, I know we "rent" the Etihad, but that stadium was built for a none related event and we took stewardship afterwards. So lets say the Rags manage to get the government to fund their new stadium, how is that not "state" investment, how would that go against PSR/FFP whatever it is? And how can that be seen to be fair to all the other teams that have had to spend their own money on either building or renting their grounds?

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

this is the weirdest brag ever, its like saying we arent involved in these stages but we are a tourist destination?

It tells you a lot about the mindset of some United fans. Their fixation on the past extends to being proud of their museum. It also shows how low they have sunk.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I fucking love how bitter we’ve made everyone. No one cares about us but we’re living rent free in their heads

A museum is the only place they're relevant any more. They certainly aren't on the pitch.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

A museum is the only place they're relevant any more. They certainly aren't on the pitch.

 

[mancboy]

A museum is the only place they're relevant any more. They certainly aren't on the pitch.