United Thread - 2023/24

[Always Ali]

That picture of the two fingers at the swamp, it has to be said the ground looks like it's about to be condemned. What the fuck has happened there? Don't they have maintenance at the swamp? Or don't they have to obey safety regulations? It looks like years and years of sheer neglect is catching up with the çunts.

Something, something, Glazers, something, something, but we're Manchester Un*ted, something, something, biggest club in the world....

You know how it goes.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

What a shithole ! Theatre of fucking dreams ;)

Theatre of Nightmares and Rat droppings

 

[Owdman]

That picture of the two fingers at the swamp, it has to be said the ground looks like it's about to be condemned. What the fuck has happened there? Don't they have maintenance at the swamp? Or don't they have to obey safety regulations? It looks like years and years of sheer neglect is catching up with the çunts.

Both on and off the pitch.

 

[Elbow beards]

Ironically I've been delayed due to points failure.

Not being funny but why would you name a tunnel after a disaster. Fucking weirdos, very scousesque.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Not being funny but why would you name a tunnel after a disaster. Fucking weirdos, very scousesque.

Originally it was going to be a tribute to Tommy Doc called the Mary Brown Tunnel.

 

[give it to gordon]

Not being funny but why would you name a tunnel after a disaster. Fucking weirdos, very scousesque.

That is really odd but it's probably sponsored by someone

 

[TinFoilHat]

That is really odd but it's probably sponsored by someone

I'm sure it used to have an AIG sign above it in the past?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

That is really odd but it's probably sponsored by someone

Probably an airline.

 

[Elbow beards]

Probably an airline.

Oof.

 

[JASR]

Probably an airline.

‘Follow the red army … fly Aeroflot and invade a European country’

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

So now they're saying they want Zidane to replace ten bob - watch this space.

Slap head lookie likes but Zen Zag won’t last as long as Ten Hag.

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

United fan today:



Hahaha, I don't think I'd go as far as making eye contact with anyone if I was a fucking United fan right now

As I said in the chippy today. City getting beaten by Real Madrid 3-4 on penalties after being level in 120 minutes plus in normal time against 14 time winners of the C/L isnt a disgrace. On the other hand United were bottom of their group in the Champions League against the mighty Copenhagen and Galatasaray.

 

[TinFoilHat]

If I was a rag player. Would I feel less humiliated losing to Coventry in a semi than being dicked by us in the final again?

 

[Vienna_70]

Come on Coventry!

On a side note, I haven’t yet seen @Mad Eyed Screamer refuting the suggestion that he will be supporting the rags tomorrow, rather than the other Sky Blues.

;-)

 

[bluealf]

Jason Wilcox: Manchester United pay 'acceptable' fee to recruit Southampton director of football

Southampton say they have "reluctantly agreed" to let director of football Jason Wilcox join Manchester United.

www.bbc.co.uk

Another ****

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Wonder if they’ll throw the game tomorrow now they know they can’t win the cup anymore.

 

[deano ou812]

Jason Wilcox: Manchester United pay 'acceptable' fee to recruit Southampton director of football

Southampton say they have "reluctantly agreed" to let director of football Jason Wilcox join Manchester United.

www.bbc.co.uk

Another ****

Trying to copy everything about us the only problem is they need the brains behind our team in place and that’s not gonna happen and they won’t get anywhere near to it ..

 

[dadnlad]

Wonder if they’ll throw the game tomorrow now they know they can’t win the cup anymore.

They've got great chance with games we got left exhumation going to play part

 

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