United Thread - 2023/24

[dadnlad]

Not even worth watching today's match, we all know exactly how it's going to play out... Coventry will look the better side, play the more attractive football and create and miss a number of great scoring opportunities before united get gifted a goal against the run of play via either a defensive clanger, a deflection or a dubious decision.

That sounds like city v Chelsea ;)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Ended up with a cheeky quid @25's for that City fan who is top Coventry scorer to net anytime & be booked.

Like buying money.............. ;-)

 

[jacko74]

That sounds like city v Chelsea ;)

The difference is we get that kind of undeserved win perhaps once or twice a season at the most... not every fucking week like the stuffy rag bastards.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Coventry definitely have a chance against this shower of bastards, so it would be of no surprise at all to see a Coventry red card today.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Wonder if they’ll throw the game tomorrow now they know they can’t win the cup anymore.

They are not good enough to deliberately throw a game Al :-)

 

[Blu3m00n91]

Silly twat. Walks into any modern team shut the fuck up

 

[Roachy]

Not even worth watching today's match, we all know exactly how it's going to play out... Coventry will look the better side, play the more attractive football and create and miss a number of great scoring opportunities before united get gifted a goal against the run of play via either a defensive clanger, a deflection or a dubious decision.

An all too regular occurrence in so many of their games.

 

[Gray]

I wanted to watch the London Marathon but I didn't realise they had changed its name to the Gabby Logan show.

The commentary team at the marathon have spent a lot of time discussing what colour the leading womens athletes running vests are.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Reporter on SSN just said there's talk of Casemiro playing CB today.

That should be a fun watch!

 

[Protein Junkie]

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Silly twat. Walks into any modern team shut the fuck up

Bet Gaz Chuckle only wishes he had a fraction of what our Kyle has - in addition to football abilities

 

[Protein Junkie]

Reporter on SSN just said there's talk of Casemiro at CB today.

That should be a fun watch!

Amended for you BB

 

[lazerblue]

come on Coventry, beat these rancid cunts!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

It’s a win win for us today, Coventry knock them out the meltdown will be off the scale. They win it’s another opportunity to obliterate them.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I predict Coventry missing 15 sitters and the rags scraping through with a dodgy penalty that no media organisation talks about.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Reporter on SSN just said there's talk of Casemiro playing CB today.

That should be a fun watch!

Has the Argentine midget quit football to become a full time butcher?

 

[BlueNirvana]

rags are going to throw this to avoid a bumming in the final

 

[RightTurnClyde]

No doubt that they’ll be comparing the cost of each squad and wages, right?

 

[JASR]

No doubt that they’ll be comparing the price of each squad and wages, right?

I think a 10 year comparison of net spend would be fairer


United (iirc):
approx £-1b

Coventry (approx from transfermarkt)
£+6m

Coventry had 2 seasons of spending £0 and selling £0.

If Coventry beat united it will be a (ex) giant killing act of the highest order

 

[Impeccable One]

Casemiro & Maguire center backs … what could possibly go wrong ? [emoji23]

 

[threespires]

At the marathon I see Scruffy has just been given a 5 minute commercial for his business plan to scab more money out of a country he already leeches on. Gabby Yorath just tossed him a few sycophantic prompts in an interview totally detached from reality.