Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Gaz76]

From SSN

He has drilled his team to be adept at turning defensive actions into shooting opportunities and they top the Eredivisie for tackles won in the opposition's final third.

FUCK!!! we are all doomed!!!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

The media in a frenzy over the cult’s third choice as new manager is the messiah.

 

[jrb]

45? Hes aged a slot more than his age suggests.

Another bald fraud.

 

[jrb]

 

[RayCTID]

ETH Mark II?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

With Emery having signed on, with the right investment you could see a top three of us, Arsenal and Villa next season. If this appointment bombs out, and rags carry on with their demise, the door is open for someone to join the top 4 party.

 

[John Wayne]

I reserve judgement. He could turn out to be a very good manager for them.

 

[RayCTID]

Ten Hag had done much better at Ajax than the current flavour of the month.

 

[dublinblue12]

 

[RayCTID]

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A re-incarnation of Iain Dowie

 

[deano ou812]

Don’t know anything about this fella,so will not comment to much,only thing I will say is the media seem to be getting giddy does anyone reckon if he was replacing pep we’d of had the same giddy coverage..

 

[hammocity]

He’s going to be their Ragneck. Some bottom of the barrel nobody that they’ll try and spin as a master strategist.

Wreck it Ralph is in line to succeed Tommy Tuchel at Bayern, there’s a lot of toxicity at the Rags stopping good coaches doing their jobs, Bacon Face?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

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"Answers the kop call"

hahahaha fuck off

"Perennial nearly-rans appoint 8th choice manager after being snubbed by European elite" would be a more accurate headline.

 

[Kippax77]

But what are his gnashers like?

 

[bladdered]

Yer man seems to like him...

 

[Pell]

Done a good job with Feyenoord.

Won them their first Eredivisie title in six years, won them the Dutch Cup at the weekend.

But it's not Klopp, is it?

I think they were heavily banking on Alonso, there isn't anyone available who would be an upgrade on Klopp.

 

[mexico1970]

Yer man seems to like him...

It's a good appointment because he allegedly turned spurs down, what a petty little wart that fucker is :)

 

[bluenova]

Apparently one of the key criteria, is that Slot has achieved success on a "relatively modest budget".

Surely, pretending to have a "relatively modest budget", while being one of the top ten richest clubs in the World, is a more accurate criteria.

Perhaps he's got a background in amateur dramatics, or double glazing sales, that they're hoping will help with the mock poverty act.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I think they were heavily banking on Alonso, there isn't anyone available who would be an upgrade on Klopp.

Has there ever been a manager coming direct from the Dutch league gone onto win the Premier League? If you’re looking at leagues to pick from Germany and Italy have had the most recent success. There’s probably coaches in the championship managing better standard of football than the new Scouse hope.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Dipper fans creaming themesleves over Slot Which is funny considering 99% of them had never heard of him before yesterday