United Thread - 2023/24

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[feelymcfeel]

Dress like a Rag for Wembley.

1. A United bucket hat.
2. A blue 115 City cheat t-shirt.
3. Zebra pants.
4. A black jacket.
5. A green and gold scarf.
6. Black Nike trainers.

Fuck me that would be funny if our end did it.

 

[jimharri]

Those last few seconds are a killer. "Remember Ralf Rangnick? Fuck me". We really didn't back the campaign to keep him in the job. Indeed, the widespread apathy towards our campaigns to keep their managers in the gig is very disappointing.

 

[JASR]

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag banned three media outlets from asking questions at his news conference on Friday.

The Dutchman did not take questions from the Sun, the Mirror and the Manchester Evening News.

Their journalists were present at the news conference, but had been made aware in advance they would not be invited to ask questions.

I would love it at Pep’s next news conference for Stone to stand up, (he’s usually the 1st to be asked to give a question) open his mouth, and then Pep interrupts him and says
‘Simon? isn’t it? I gather there’s a kids game and song named after you, but I digress.. you’re barred, banned, persona non grata and you are to remove yourself from this media conference, the CFG and the City stadium immediately, never to return. and we’ll all sit here waiting for you..in silence…until you do leave, ive got all day.

<pulls out phone…puts feet on desk… sounds of Candy Crush emanate from it>

‘Ah I’m catching you up Kevin..’

 

[BlueFurn]

Fuck me that would be funny if our end did it.

T shirt ok
rag hat… no fucking chance…

 

[ysmsa]

Look at the tshirt this united fan is selling for wembley

Suppose it's a step up in decency on "97 not enough"

 

[domalino]

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag banned three media outlets from asking questions at his news conference on Friday.

The Dutchman did not take questions from the Sun, the Mirror and the Manchester Evening News.

Their journalists were present at the news conference, but had been made aware in advance they would not be invited to ask questions.

So dumb.

Ban them or don’t. This stuff just makes all the journos huddle together like wood lice anyway so the question will still get asked and they’ll still quote it in their paper.

 

[ysmsa]

Delicious isnt it?

Manchester United staff dismayed as club cut FA Cup final perks

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Wait a minute,

So they give out 1100 tickets for a Final!

Shit support!

 

[ysmsa]

It was on Sky last night also with them saying it’s petty and bad for morale for the staff as the savings is not exactly going to buy them a new player.
Not Surprisingly Salford Stone on the BBC isn’t posting this story.

Bad for morale :-)

It might have an effect on the players and they start playing shit!

Ha ha ha ha,

 

[ysmsa]

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag banned three media outlets from asking questions at his news conference on Friday.

The Dutchman did not take questions from the Sun, the Mirror and the Manchester Evening News.

Their journalists were present at the news conference, but had been made aware in advance they would not be invited to ask questions.

Ten Hag speaks in Morse Code or has permanent indigestion!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ten Hag speaks in Morse Code or has permanent indigestion!

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

EtH!

 

[Vienna_70]

The ABC network’s news team in America has been conducting a survey into what happens to plastic carrier bags, after they are supposedly sent for recycling.

Some of them have ended up in Malaysia.

How appropriate, I thought.

 

[Franny 1234]

Saw a clip of that, was on a rant saying how the premier league is boring and its not competitive anymore because the same teams win every year.
Bet he didn't have a problem with it being "boring" when it was united, arsenal and Chelsea for 18 years

He supported Forest back then so was OK with it.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Look at the tshirt this united fan is selling for wembley

Where do I get a knock - great stuff......... :-)

 

[NZBlue]

Wait a minute,

So they give out 1100 tickets for a Final!

Shit support!

It's an internal disciplinary matter. They've all been naughty boys and girls so have to go and be humiliated in public for 60 minutes. They, along with the rest, can leave after that

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

My wife, years ago, used to serve him in the Bowden Hotel....she reckons he was paid or subsidised to booze to attract others in....a proper piss head by all accounts.

A family member of mine used to own The Snooker Centre (I think it was called) in Salford back in the late 80s early 90s. I was a teenager but would go and play snooker occasionally and would see the rag players at that time in there getting twatted and playing snooker. They were left alone mostly, so able to get leathered in peace.

The ones I recall seeing most were Robson, Bruce and Pallister. Proper glopheads.

 

[Vienna_70]

The actual badge on the Tee shirt was created by a City fan, it was on here years ago

Considering the colour of the shirt, he probably created the whole thing.

 

[Vienna_70]

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag banned three media outlets from asking questions at his news conference on Friday.

The Dutchman did not take questions from the Sun, the Mirror and the Manchester Evening News.

Their journalists were present at the news conference, but had been made aware in advance they would not be invited to ask questions.

Who the fuck does he think he is, Mario?

;-)

 

[Vienna_70]

Give Paddy Power their due, they just don’t give a fuck.