United Thread - 2023/24

[BerkshireBlue]

The delusion is amazing , they talk about £100 million for Rashford off PSG. For a 7 goal season striker absolute balloons …

yeah and they've just shown their cards as well. Clubs now know they're desperate so will be lowballing for everyone. practically wiped off half their value. Greenwood and Sancho are also worth next to nothing. Great times

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Half of united's value is like saying what is 50% of fuck all.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

30th April 2012:
Manchester City took control of the Premier League title race with two games remaining thanks to a derby victory over rivals Manchester United.

Vincent Kompany's header in first-half stoppage time gave City the win that puts them top on goal difference, just three weeks after they trailed United by eight points.

With United dropping eight points out of their last 12, the momentum and advantage is now with City. Mancini knows victory in their last two games, away at Newcastle United and at home to Queens Park Rangers, would give them their first title since 1967-68.




Man City 1 Man United 0 Highlights Dare To Dream:

Goosebumps n everythink

 

[Protein Junkie]

I couldn't imagine anyone paying anything for Casemiro

Pedigree Chum maybe at a push.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Their wage structure will mean their players won’t want to move on and other clubs can’t afford them.

Will Tent Peg refuse all of them from going into the training ground?

 

[Platt Lane 59]

Just wait for the " bogof " sale ;-)

Isn't the DFS "bogof" sale usually on a Bank Holiday ?
Get ready for next Monday's mayhem...

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Luke Shaw rapidly googling which League 2 training grounds are nearest the local Burger King.

He might get on the bench for buxton.
McDonald's is opening soon.

 

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[Tuearts right boot]

I wonder if untied will do an offer similar to BMRs on here on the Match Day thread with his ' Fanny Wipes '

BOGOF.

 

[Frank the Yank]

Real really mugged them off with his sale and the price lol

…and the Rags contributed to the stupidity by offering such a long contract at insane wages!!

 

[pfazz]

So lets assume the fire sale is successful and half the dross leave the Swamp, next move is replace them with some more dross. Who is in charge of recruitment. Is it the new addition of finance chap from CITY, is it chemical guru Ratcliffe or is it Ten bob Eric. Between them they have no track record of signing any decent players let alone a full squad in one go. The whole comedy show starts all over again.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

So lets assume the fire sale is successful and half the dross leave the Swamp, next move is replace them with some more dross. Who is in charge of recruitment. Is it the new addition of finance chap from CITY, is it chemical guru Ratcliffe or is it Ten bob Eric. Between them they have no track record of signing any decent players let alone a full squad in one go. The whole comedy show starts all over again.

They want it to be Dan Ashworth, but Newcastle are playing hardball.

 

[solley attwell]

I couldn't imagine anyone paying anything for Casemiro

Wait until someone gives Steve Bruce a job

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Whats with all the media bs on Rashford, he s no good and i d hate him with us.

 

[mexico1970]

Whats with all the media bs on Rashford, he s no good and i d hate him with us.

Why wouldn't we want a 7 goal a season striker :)

 

[waspish]

They want it to be Dan Ashworth, but Newcastle are playing hardball.

He will take it to a tribunal and Newcastle will end up getting around wha the rags want to pay now! At least they being stubborn we just said fine you can go but not till the summer you can start work

 

[Totnes Blue]

Real really mugged them off with his sale and the price lol

Thought he did well after joining,a bit of steel in that shite midfield.Fell of a cliff though and was never worth £70m

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Don't you mean thuggery? He's a dirty twat, always has been and always will be. Should have been sent off in all his last three matches for Real against us.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He will take it to a tribunal and Newcastle will end up getting around wha the rags want to pay now! At least they being stubborn we just said fine you can go but not till the summer you can start work

Guess it depends on the Ts&Cs in the contracts. We probably weren’t expecting Berrada to leave, whereas Ashworth seems to follow the money, so Newcastle may have protected themselves more.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

The Cafe nutters think Rashford is an 80 million + asset nobody's paying that for him !!!

Simon stone on GM radio this morning. If anyone is prepared to pay £100 - 150 million to buy Rashford then Utd would have to consider it. I thought that was £150 for the whole team and stadium. Why hasn’t this reporter been sectioned?