United Thread - 2023/24

[BringBackSwales]

Have the rags got anyone back in time for the Arsenal game?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Casemiro has 2 years left on his contract. Haha

£39.5m in wages to pay him off if they want to get rid.

 

[freshie]

 

[nmc]

28 points behind.
51 goals behind.
-3 goal difference.

But according to Sly Sports Monday Night football, they’ve got the best away fans in the world because they stayed behind after the final whistle chanting to the United players. When’s the Sly Sports best fans in the world trophy parade?

Easy when most of them live in and around Croydon !

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

And the season hasn’t finished, yet.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Have the rags got anyone back in time for the Arsenal game?

It doesn't matter they're getting back scuttled.

 

[mexico1970]

Man United could reach Champions League by coming SIXTH due to UEFA rule change

A drastic rule change from UEFA could see Manchester United qualify for the Champions League – even by finishing sixth in the Premier League. Finishing in the top four might be a bridge too f…

talksport.com

 

[mackenzie]

I tittered at this post-match player review on rag caff tonight.

“Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit.”

The rest of that post is good too ;-)

 

[ysmsa]

Haha what a shithouse

And there lies the problem.

Ten Hag is probably a decent, honourable man trying to get a tune out of a bunch of wankers who don't give a shit.

No wonder he's pissed off, half his squad don't want to play and the other don't give a shit when they do.

Someone has assembled the biggest bunch of cunts for a fortune at that place.

I honestly can't imagine Pep wanting any of their players!

 

[117 M34]

That clown better last until the cup final.
If he gets sacked and they bring in someone half competent, we might not have the game wrapped up until the 60th minute.

 

[VOOMER]

It's no MUTVSKY TV

 

[Winchester]

Exactly. It was embarrassing. Showing United fans chanting. Have Sly Sports ever done that with any other away fans? Another United PR exercise for Sly Sports. That’s all we’ll get now across social media. Job done by Sly Sports.

They are banging on about loyalty
The same fans who deserted them at half time in The 6-3?

 

[bluemonkey71]

Enjoy the misery. Twats

 

[HelloCity]

 

[oakiecokie]

I must admit to loving reactions from flying pig. Quality

I too enjoy his rants and to be fair he is funny.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[jrb]

And here you have it.

What a fucking disgrace Sly Sports are.

Anything to put a positive spin on United and their fans after an utterly shit performance at Palace.

And then continue it on X/Twitter.

 

[kinky's boots]

I hear the perfect replacement for Ten Haag has just become available

 

[East Level 2]

Have the rags got anyone back in time for the Arsenal game?

Atwell, Oliver, Webb, Riley, Clatter-bent.

 

[TinFoilHat]

So are Rat, Gash, Tomashit and Slabhead all on gardening leave till the final? I noticed their bench was full of unknown kids

Sir Dave giving them a few jiffy bags for the final.