United Thread - 2023/24

[eruptron]

A couple of good Sloth from the Gooonies candidates in there as well

https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/attachments/97055/
The woman with the scarf just behind and to his right, the fella in white who seems to be about to be throwing something. The look on her face says it all “He’s scored against us but yes, I AM a little in love with the Viking“:)

 

[Bez]

The good news is the quad is still on like last season, but this is the new quad. As things stand, this looks very achievable.

1. Sack their manager.
2. Mid table obscurity.
3. One of their players goes to prison
4. Part of their stadium collapses

 

[nellyonthewing]

They are a right ugly bunch of twats.

 

[freshie]

 

[freshie]

I'd that the famous 'blonde' from Sunderland 2012 bottom right?

Great spot

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

At one point Neville said “this club is the highest revenue-generating club in England.”

Despite them generating less revenue than both us and the Scousers. He stated it like some obvious truism. The idea that they actually aren’t in any way special doesn’t enter his brain for even a second.

They make less money than us
Are in more debt than us
Have less valuable assets than us
They lose on the pitch
They lose off the pitch

There is no actual measure by which they are a superior club to us other than their own preconceived exceptionalism. Which… I’ll state it again… is a figment of their deluded imaginations.

They’re like the Donald Trump of football clubs. They keep asserting that they’re winning some kind of race, but no fucker can figure out what race they’re even running in.

This is an outstanding post. I want to like it 12 times. “But we’re Manchester United!” “He’s not a United player.” “Manchester United deserve better than him/this/that.”

“Preconceived exceptionalism.” That’s it. That’s THE problem. From so many of their fans to the pundits to the players to — especially — the owners. Which is why they don’t think 6 billion is enough.

Long may they drown in shit that they’ve mistaken for champagne.

 

[simon23]

Neville saying that its a graveyard for players to go to utd.....

Thats a big statement - it wont go down well but its so true

 

[simon23]

Ten Hag is the worst one yet.

Sitting deep and playing on the counter attack is not difficult, that’s why teams who can’t compete do it.

You really only need 2 things - defensive structure and positional discipline. They have neither.

Sam Allardyce would do better.

He is so its really suprising that if they manage to beat Fulham he will be the fastest utd manager in history to reach 50 wins in the prem...

 

[freshie]

Love this song

 

[Kippax77]

Have Sly sports not got bored of them yet?
A fucking autopsy every time they get beat by Ratboy.
It's tedious for the rest of the footballing pyramid to listen to the high pitch squealing of the knob