Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Oldham Exile]

Worth the same as Blackburn and Leicester.

Sorry - 5 x as much ;-)

 

[Bozo]

I’m not crying

Fuck me that's embarrassing.

 

[JASR]

“Penultimate time.”

Kinell, my gran got less pomp and pageantry on her death bed.

And I reckon she could have managed Liverpool to a better farewell season than Klopp. Even had the pearly white chompers and jerky arm movements!

I can imagine that if it comes to the final day of the season and City win the PL for a 4peat that the media will go full blown on Klopp waving goodbye to his adoring Kop

 

[WestGorton]

I have just read that Jurgen Klopp is leaving at the end of the season.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I can imagine that if it comes to the final day of the season and City win the PL for a 4peat that the media will go full blown on Klopp waving goodbye to his adoring Kop

They’ll dedicate our historic trophy parade through Manchester to Klopp.

 

[asgoodasitgets]

I have just read that Jurgen Klopp is leaving at the end of the season.

Wait until the Dave Whelan story hits Gorton

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

How's their quadruple attempt going, is it still on?

As every trophy they win is worth 5 of anyone else's, their Carabao Cup win means they got the quintuple.

 

[SebastianBlue]

As every trophy they win is worth 5 of anyone else's, their Carabao Cup win means they got the quintuple.

I fear for their players health given the amount of food they have to consume to achieve such quinificient feats.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I'm just surprised that the scouse cunts didn't take the opportunity to publicly announce that their singular title was 115 times more important to them. Not like them wankers to miss a chance to use that number is it.

 

[jimharri]

I'm just surprised that the scouse cunts didn't take the opportunity to publicly announce that their singular title was 115 times more important to them. Not like them wankers to miss a chance to use that number is it.

I don't understand; have I missed something? What's the relevance of that number?

 

[inchy14]

Come on PGMOL, save the country some emotive bollocks and send him off on Monday so he has a touchline ban for his last game.

Yours,

All the English, not scouse population.

Haha that would be perfect.

 

[jrb]

Juergen, why did you only win 1 PL (COVID) Title in 9 years?

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Something doesn't stack up with there new 5:1 ratio.
The inaugural European Cup was played in 1955, they've won it 6 times, but really it's 6 x 5 = 30 times.
Real Madrid have won it 14 times, but it's really 14 x 5 = 70 times.
Them two teams alone have won the competition 100 times that only started 69 years ago, it just doesn't add up.
Liverpool FC, changing facts and history, surely not :)

You’re misunderstanding mate, it’s only THEIR trophies that are worth five times as many

 

[jrb]

 

[JRockBlues]

Juergen, why did you only win 1 PL (COVID) Title in 9 years?

Wonder if they'll allow printed tickets for this event.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Juergen, why did you only win 1 PL (COVID) Title in 9 years?

Let the jibbing commence.

 

[Elbow beards]

Fucking arse winnits

 

[mexico1970]

What a wanker he is.

 

[Bluewonder]

“Penultimate time.”

Kinell, my gran got less pomp and pageantry on her death bed.

And I reckon she could have managed Liverpool to a better farewell season than Klopp. Even had the pearly white chompers and jerky arm movements!

The Queen got less pomp and pageantry on hers!

 

[jrb]

FFS, he’s already got a nickname.

Kloppo.
Slotty.

What is it with the cult and the need to give everyone a nickname. Hendo, etc.