Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Odd socks]

Just satisfy yourself that if this fawning over Klopp is probably the biggest reason Pep has stayed as long as he has.
We think it's only us that hates these comparisons between us and the dipper cunts, I've no doubt behind the mask that Pep shows the world he must be angry as fuck with the lot of them and his response is to be driven to win even more.
Pep needs to compete with grand masters of football ( Klopp has been a top manager even if he is a prick at times), we need to be aware that without a challenge Pep might have gone after his first contract.
This could be posted in the media thread as they drove the Klopp is the greatest theme, we need this new manager to be half decent to keep the greatest manager motivated.

 

[mancboy]

FFS!!!

 

[half & half derby scarf]

What's the real reason Klopp's jumping ship?

Soft lad hates scousers and how managing them has destroyed any charisma he once had. The horse has already bolted la!

 

[horlock_was_super]

When Labour under Gordon Brown lost the election the incoming government were supposedly left a note saying that there was no money left.

When the manager opens the top drawer of his desk on his first day - I wonder if there will be a similar note?

 

[117 M34]

When Labour under Gordon Brown lost the election the incoming government were supposedly left a note saying that there was no money left.

When the manager opens the top drawer of his desk on his first day - I wonder if there will be a similar note?

But klopp didn't spend any money

 

[Metal Biker]

Watching his final press conference...


..what the fuck is he even saying?

 

[Blue Llama]

Watching his final press conference...


..what the fuck is he even saying?

Possibly, "I couldn't say anything before for obvious reasons but my deputy will be in charge on Sunday as scruffy Jim has made me an offer I cannot refuse".

 

[mancboy]

Watching his final press conference...


..what the fuck is he even saying?

bollocks, its citys fault, bollocks, refs hate us, bollocks, its not about trophies, bollocks, couldnt compete with money, bollocks

 

[GornikDaze]

Possibly, "I couldn't say anything before for obvious reasons but my deputy will be in charge on Sunday as scruffy Jim has made me an offer I cannot refuse".

He’s deffo off to the rags… they’ve even put in a purpose built monsoon shower so he can clean his gnashers after every game

 

[jimharri]

You can imagine what it'll be like there on sunday. The deluge from the tears will put last weekend at "The Theatre of Streams" to shame.

 

[Scaley]

You can imagine what it'll be like there on sunday. The deluge from the tears will put last weekend at "The Theatre of Streams" to shame.

You just know it’ll get more coverage than us (potentially) winning four on the trot, thank fuck I’ll be at the Etihad.

 

[bluebc]

Just when you thought you couldn’t dislike the prick more than you already do :

 

[Ourman]

I noticed an absence of any of these pictures of bingo in the media tributes to him.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Just when you thought you couldn’t dislike the prick more than you already do :

We don't care you scouse ****, we'll beat your charges and boil some more piss.

 

[madloaf]

Just when you thought you couldn’t dislike the prick more than you already do :

They have mine, carra. Questioning respect from someone who spits on kids....now that's an interesting hill to die on.

 

[John Wayne]

Just when you thought you couldn’t dislike the prick more than you already do :

Funny, because that fucker will never have my 'full respect' either. We might beat the so-called 115 charges. He'll never be able to unspit at a child.

 

[RobinHood]

Just when you thought you couldn’t dislike the prick more than you already do :

Don't want that twat's respect.

 

[manimanc]

Tara now.

 

[shackattack]

Lovely to see him get the send off he deserves. Pure tears in my eyes !!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Just when you thought you couldn’t dislike the prick more than you already do :

The 115 charges have been fabricated because the mard arses associated with United and Liverpool don’t want to show respect. It must crush them that neither of their clubs have got this close to winning four in a row if City do it. Treble winners, 100 point record holders, domestic quadruple, world club champions, Real Madrid playing like Bolton Wanderers under big Sam when they face City in Europe. Their clubs can’t lay claim to any of this, we are witnessing the greatest team to ever play football in England. There’s a reason why they don’t want to show respect.