The Conservative Party

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Things can only get wetter.

 

[Kinkybyname]

so now all will be healed or...

if it goes well, the tories will claim its because they were getting stuff under control

if it turns to shit labour will say cos they inherited a disaster
Wavy Davey will look like the missing link gurning on the sidelines

the greens will chain themselves to petrol pumps and warn of imminent destruction

there will be riots in the summer... but not if its pissing down

and Vennells caught a lucky headline break

 

[discopop]

Pathetic fucking scrote

 

[cleavers]

He is getting soaked lol

He'll be needing a new suit.

 

[kaz7]

Labour have no plan , fuck off

 

[Blue and true]

Hats off to whoever started that music. And he's piss wrapped. Brilliant.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Ten likes mate. Drippy wet hopeless inaction man in every sense.
Badger everyone you know to sort their voter ID out.

 

[Kinkybyname]

so now all will be healed or...

if it goes well, the tories will claim its because they were getting stuff under control

if it turns to shit labour will say cos they inherited a disaster
Wavy Davey will look like the missing link gurning on the sidelines

the greens will chain themselves to petrol pumps and warn of imminent destruction

there will be riots in the summer... but not if its pissing down

and Vennells caught a lucky headline break

and we'll all buy a return ticket again in 3-5 years' time

 

[bluethrunthru]

He'll be needing a new suit.

Nah - like all his clothes its "shrink to fit" - this one is being run in

 

[Toney’s bookie]

Does even he himself believe a word he's saying?

 

[kaz7]

Wonder if he will dare to do the leaders debates

 

[maxwellblue]

Imagine the posts on here if the Tories scrape the GE :)

Was thinking the same. It'll be a close call to what boils the most piss. Tories winning the election or City being found not guilty.

 

[cleavers]

Another bonus - all these jounalists getting soaked as well.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Soggy.

 

[Toney’s bookie]

If back to square one is pre-tories that sounds like a great place to be

 

[kaz7]

Does even he himself believe a word he's saying?

i think he really does , hunt said this morning that it will take to next year before people are out of the cost of living crisis but sunak just said it is over

 

[bluethrunthru]

Another bonus - all these jounalists getting soaked as well.

They have brollies - see SKY now - Tories couldn't organise someone stood next to him with a big golf brolly - they are like the rags or Chelsea - a shambles

 

[Vic]

Couldn't even check the weather forecast!

 

[TinFoilHat]

"I have spoken to His Majesty The King..."

 

[meltonblue]

Was thinking the same. It'll be a close call to what boils the most piss. Tories winning the election or City being found not guilty.

If anyone ever needed proof of the footballification of modern day politics…! ;)