Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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Fordyboy46 said:
I knew the **** couldn't resist a dig about our charges, I bet the audience had their pants round their ankles when he started about it. John Bishop as well mentioning the chance of us losing our titles, fucking prick
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I think this doesn't do him justice. He's just another dyed-in-the-Mersey Dipper who spent most of his time in fuckin' Winsford, and has cultivated that God-awful accent for comedic purposes. I wonder if St Jamie of Carragher gave him lessons.
 
Whilst Klopp is making parting shots at City, I am wondering why no-one is talking about Klopp's Parting Plops e.g. when things went wrong at Liverpool during his tenure. Well here's one...do you remember when Liverpool lost 6 consecutive matches at Anfield. Most managers would have been sacked for that.
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rabby said:
John Bishop, another **** whose teeth don't fit his gob
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I'd love to know how he managed a career as a successful comedian.

Even with Comedians I don't like, I can look at it objectively and understand why people might be entertained but not with John Bishop.

I can't imagine how anyone sees a listing for a John Bishop show coming to town and says "let's get tickets, he's funny him."
 
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Crooked_rain said:
I'd love to know how he managed a career as a successful.

Even with Comedians I don't like, I can look at it objectively and understand why people might be entertained but not with John Bishop.

I can't imagine how anyone sees a listing for a John Bishop show coming to town and says "let's get tickets, he's funny him."
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Pretty sure Stuart Lees take on him was along the lines of “typical scouser reminiscing about the past in a high pitched accent”
 
John Bishop is about as funny as a dose of the clap, one annoying Ken Dodd wannabe that ****, sums them up really being a spokesperson on behalf of cunts
 
roach3 said:
Bishops about as funny as route canal
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Most scousers see themselves as the jovial, happy-go-lucky type - always ready for a joke or two, great company etc.
But the rest of the world see them as they are: low-life, thieving, murdering, benefit-scrounging twats with an over-inflated opinion of themselves.

There is a reason why scousers who become celebrities leave that god-awful city behind them as soon as they can. They settle in places like Henley-on-Thames, or Windsor, and never return to that cesspit they once called home.
 
MikeF said:
Jesus, he even gets a word in about how the bin dippers wouldn’t go for a player like Haaland.

Can someone remind me how much Nunez cost? And of course, how they pay him in jelly tots.
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“Can you imagine LFC as the club with unlimited money?” said Klopp. “Imagine Kylian Mbappé came here. Imagine Bellingham came here, Haaland. It is not us, it just does not fit. We won what we won and we did it the Liverpool way. We had hard conversations and other clubs didn’t do that in the same time."

They were in balls deep for Bellingham until he turned them down - lying arsehole\

He's a proper snide, disingenuous twat
 
freshie said:
“Can you imagine LFC as the club with unlimited money?” said Klopp. “Imagine Kylian Mbappé came here. Imagine Bellingham came here, Haaland. It is not us, it just does not fit. We won what we won and we did it the Liverpool way. We had hard conversations and other clubs didn’t do that in the same time."

They were in balls deep for Bellingham until he turned them down - lying arsehole\

He's a proper snide, disingenuous twat
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How much was he willing to pay for Caicado until he went to Chelsea? £100 million was it?

They need to be careful what they do transmitting this plucky poor man club where managers don’t get the resources to compete. Why would Xavi Alonso want to go there when he has owners who won’t provide him with the tools to be successful? He will get that at either Madrid, Munich and City, if you are a top manager those are the destinations you want not Liverpool. Probably why they’ve now ended up getting a manager that’s worked in a league where the standard is below the Championship.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
How much was he willing to pay for Caicado until he went to Chelsea? £100 million was it?

They need to be careful what they do transmitting this plucky poor man club where managers don’t get the resources to compete. Why would Xavi Alonso want to go there when he has owners who won’t provide him with the tools to be successful? He will get that at either Madrid, Munich and City, if you are a top manager those are the destinations you want not Liverpool. Probably why they’ve now ended up getting a manager that’s worked in a league where the standard is below the Championship.
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To be fair the club should make a small fortune selling all the worlds best players they have to replenish their funds.
 
freshie said:
“Can you imagine LFC as the club with unlimited money?” said Klopp. “Imagine Kylian Mbappé came here. Imagine Bellingham came here, Haaland. It is not us, it just does not fit. We won what we won and we did it the Liverpool way. We had hard conversations and other clubs didn’t do that in the same time."

They were in balls deep for Bellingham until he turned them down - lying arsehole\

He's a proper snide, disingenuous twat
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And they paid a lot more for Darwin than we did for Haaland.
 
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