Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[RadcliffeRick]

What if she doesn't partake in your favourite tipple?

Meths??

 

[Vienna_70]

Taking my daughter to Klanfield to watch Taylor Swift this week. Daughter just said to me "Dad, can we eat before we go in. I don't want to have to buy food inside. I dont want to give Liverpool a penny"....I've never been prouder.

You’re obviously a great father.

You have brought her up properly!

 

[Johnnyblue7]

An absolutely totally normal thing to do with your back garden, when you are 200 miles away from the actual location
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I wonder if the taliban helped to finance this one also

 

[FLManc]

I worry about Slot.

He will go to Liverpool a normal human being.

Sadly overtime he will be brainwashed by FSG, LFC, and the Cult, especially the Cult, just like Klopp was.

Klopp was never a 'normal human being!'

 

[Oldham Exile]

How long will it be before Liverpool fans proudly proclaim that Slot "gets Liverpool FC and the city"

As you would expect on Rawk there is a 'Slot thread' - what is surprising is that the latest scores of posts on it are mainly moaning about the fact that he has been invisible so far - they cannot understand why there has not been loads of interviews to feed their cult need - sad fuckers

I can see the appointment being underwhelming - especially if next season they drift towards mid-table mediocracy

Rawk will implode if their cult thinking is not fed

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

As you would expect - on Rawk there is a 'Slot thread' - what is surprising is that the latest scores of posts on it are mainly moaning about the fact that he has been invisible so far - they cannot understand why there has not been loads of interviews to feed their cult need - sad fuckers

I can see the appointment being underwhelming - especially if next season they drift towards mid-table mediocracy

Rawk will implode if their cult thinking is not fed

Slot need not worry. His first home game, a lucky 1-1 draw v Southampton, will see Slot jog over to the Kop..... beating his protruding chest and then 3 fist pumping salutes to the ever adoring crowd and The New Cult is on.....

 

[Elbow beards]

Police have asked people that haven't got a ticket to stay away from the Taylor Swift concert in Liverpool. Waaa haaa good luck with that one.

 

[fulabeer]

You have to read it twice.Don,t know if you have reached the bit where the theory of atoms is being discussed,but it goes summat like this;everything is made of atoms.If you ride a bike regularly,your arse and the bike seat will exchange atoms,therefore your bike becomes part human and you become part bike.
Let me know when you've finished it.

Fuck me. That's me not shaking hands with any Rags in future!!!

I already wash straight after, but not worth taking the chance ;)

 

[jamesha]

How long will it be before Liverpool fans proudly proclaim that Slot "gets Liverpool FC and the city"

He's just a sacrificial turkey before the next messiah. Will be sacked in March and they will be chasing Alonso again.

 

[Timbobs]

Police have asked people that haven't got a ticket to stay away from the Taylor Swift concert in Liverpool. Waaa haaa good luck with that one.

"Liverpool is big enough to go without a ticket and have a good time".
- Klopp

 

[Toffeedude]

 

[mexico1970]

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[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Police have asked people that haven't got a ticket to stay away from the Taylor Swift concert in Liverpool. Waaa haaa good luck with that one.

They probably will after hearing the message. The football fans from that god awful place, no chance

 

[TinFoilHat]

I bet the dippers have banned her from singing anti hero die to their lack of self awareness.

 

[jamesha]

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She might change the lyrics to "Shake it off" to "Jib it in" in tribute to the wonderful red scouse

 

[TShed]

I worry about Slot.

He will go to Liverpool a normal human being.

Sadly overtime he will be brainwashed by FSG, LFC, and the Cult, especially the Cult, just like Klopp was.

He’ll be able to look himself in the mirror come Christmas and think well that’s been worth it…..new set of teeth… hair transplant…. oh and a free baseball cap

 

[half & half derby scarf]

It would be quite difficult to do an old trafford version, you would have to work out how to get your house guttering to pour water over the edge of the pitch everytime it rained?

Oh I don't know. Just seen next door having a go.

 

[laserblue]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Taylor Swift at Klanfield, tonight

 

[Kippax77]

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Taylor Swift at Klanfield, tonight

What's with hiding the camel toe?