Jay Slater | Inquest begins (P173)

[Marklr]

Mark Williams Thomas is in tenerife..3 days he'll crack the case.

He said that 4 days ago.

 

[Gaz76]

Come on mate, this is serious stuff, stop making things up. It was the aliens they told me they were going to do it

I'm starting to lean towards alien involvement

What took you? I knew it was the aliens back on page 13, was 25-1 on Friday and no fucker believed me, easiest £12.50 I've ever made

 

[LWashington]

Has anybody asked this guy if he's seen Jay?

He says he has and said, "She had nice legs but I preferred Cheryl's tits."

 

[maccieblue]

That's very disturbing.
like a trans colonel gaddafi

Gaddafi-duck?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Gaddafi-duck?

Gaddafi tuck?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Mark Williams Thomas is in tenerife..3 days he'll crack the case.

I think one or two of us already had an inkling Jimmy Savile liked them young.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I left a bottle of Evian outside Birkenhead Asda.

 

[Lowtower]

I left a bottle of Evian outside Birkenhead Asda.
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Can see how Samantha earnt her "Top contributor" badge for this sort of thing.

 

[Lowtower]

 

[BlueHammer85]

just an aside, most of those social media statuses are solely for engagement and clicks - they're playing dumb.

 

[LWashington]

Gaddafi tuck?

I went straight to this because I could never work out what the kid was saying in the video.

I see Dallas, Dynasty, Terrahawks
He-Man, Tom and Jerry, Dukes of Hazzard
Airwolf, Blue Thunder, Rambo, Road Runner
Gaddafi Tuck, The A-Team, The A-Team, I see the A-Team

 

[Lowtower]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...iented-didnt-need-saving-Tenerife-ravine.html

 

[discopop]

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Pity the nonce couldn’t sniff out the correct flight to Tenerife because that’s Table Mountain.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I left a bottle of Evian outside Birkenhead Asda.
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And that Samantha, is how fires start.

 

[ganganvince]

Pity the nonce couldn’t sniff out the correct flight to Tenerife because that’s Table Mountain.

There was a power cut all the boards were out.

 

[LWashington]

Pity the nonce couldn’t sniff out the correct flight to Tenerife because that’s Table Mountain.

That's probably his favourite position.

 

[madloaf]

That's probably his favourite position.

Think you'll find that's Mountain Goating.

Not that i'm judging.

 

[hilts]

#FindJaySlater
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He's not missing he's a secret agent currently undercover in a Spectre base. I would throw a rock into the opening of everyone of Tenerife's volcanic mountains. If it bounces back attack wearing yellow outfits and balaclavas.

 

[Keeper!]

He's not missing he's a secret agent currently undercover in a Spectre base. I would throw a rock into the opening of everyone ofTenerife's volcanic mountains. It bounces back attack wearing yellow outfits and balaclavas.

 

[A57 the snake]

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