Jay Slater | Inquest begins (P173)

[Alan Harper's Tash]

just an aside, most of those social media statuses are solely for engagement and clicks - they're playing dumb.

Agreed.



:-)

 

[snorky]

Mountain Goating.

I'm in!

 

[Blue Mist]

I left a bottle of Evian outside Birkenhead Asda.
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What happens if the people leaving the water get lost ?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

What happens if the people leaving the water get lost ?

People often tell me to get lost.

If everyone leaves water everywhere then we’ll all drown. Noah’s Ark, boys. Noah’s Ark.

 

[BimboBob]

People often tell me to get lost.

If everyone leaves water everywhere then we’ll all drown. Noah’s Ark, boys. Noah’s Ark.

Didn't exist.

 

[Blue Mist]

Didn't exist.

Heathen.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Didn't exist.

Yes he did. He married Joan of Ark too.

 

[BimboBob]

Heathen.

Not possible to make a boat out of wood that size.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Yes he did. He married Joan of Ark too.

They divorced after she burnt his steak.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

They divorced after she burnt his steak.

Eating it well done is grounds for divorce.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Latest from James Holt from the MuEN …
Authorities looking around the mount Teide area, probably now waiting on Richard Dreyfuss with four packets of smash.

The Mount Teide area ie the whole of Tenerife

 

[manimanc]

What happens if the people leaving the water get lost ?

I thought people used to drop breadcrumbs to make sure they got found?

I hope that bottled water comes straight from the fridge as it'll get warmed up in the sun.

 

[Lavinda Past]

The Mount Teide area ie the whole of Tenerife

They should search the caldera

 

[MadchesterCity]

I thought people used to drop breadcrumbs to make sure they got found?

I hope that bottled water comes straight from the fridge as it'll get warmed up in the sun.

Maybe piss in a few bottles as he might be missing a few essential electrolytes

 

[Metal Biker]

What they should do is drop millions of air horns all over the area.

He's bound to find at least one of them, then he can blow on it until they find him.

 

[manimanc]

What they should do is drop millions of air horns all over the area.

He's bound to find at least one of them, then he can blow on it until they find him.

I think that's a fantastic idea.

Really. It's simple and effective.

 

[Elbow beards]

What they should do is drop millions of air horns all over the area.

He's bound to find at least one of them, then he can blow on it until they find him.

Missing teen found dead with head injuries caused by falling horn.

 

[Blue Mist]

Not possible to make a boat out of wood that size.

It wasn't one piece of wood silly, it wasn't just a dug out canoe, this was proper. Tongue and groove, nails and thingys in others

 

[Lowtower]

Missing teen found dead with head injuries caused by falling horn.

No stupid, they will drop millions of hardhats first so he can put one of those on to protect him

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

The Hills have eye’s anyone?
Spanish version though