Song/Chant for Ilkay

To the tune of Agadoo

Gundogan gun gun gun
He's a Turkish German Manc
Gundogan gun gun gun
Makes Paul Pogba look quite wank
With a pass and a shot
He has got the fucking lot
And he came from the Ruhr
To where the trophies are assured.
I think I may have finally cracked it after all these years

"We don't have to buy a soul
We already have him
We don't have to buy a soul
We already have him

I wanna be Gundo OHHH
I wanna be Gundo OHHH

I wanna
I wanna
I wanna be Gundo
I wanna
I wanna
I wanna be Gundo

We adore him
Adore him
Adore him
We all adore Gundo

(Repeat final verse)"
 
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To Dreaming - Blondie.

When he met Pep in his restaurant
He said "pie and ice cream is what i really want"
Pep asked him "why not paella"?
"A Whippy is my pleasure"
He had one after tea with flake, sauce raspberry
And told him - "I've come back to Man City, to fight for Victory
And a Whippy n' a chippy tea
We're dreamin', Gundo on a free
Dreamin', came back for pie chips n' gravy

We're just glad he's back, We're dreamin', back home on a fuckin free.

 
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How about, to the Sun Jihai song -

And it's aye aye Ilkay Gundogan
Aye aye Ilkay Gundogan
We call him Mr. Whippy
And he loves us at City
Singing aye aye Ilkay Gundogan.
 
I doubt it has much chantablility tbh as it's a bit dour and too slow tempo. Best player songs are original upbeat ones that are quirky and unique. Think Niall Quinn's Disco Pants and Balatelli song. Probably my two favourite player songs we've sang over the years.
I have offered others
 
Oasis - Songbird

Pep heard that this boy could play
Flew him back from Dortmund the next day
Gundo won the treble, went away
Now he's back to win the league in May
Gonna sing this song so he can see
Give him all the love he gives to me
Talk of better days that are yet to come
Never felt this love for anyone
Gundogan
Gundogan
 
I didn't know there were such strict rules... and that you were the rule-maker. I'll revisit and try much harder now I promise


FFS, have you heard yourself?
There are no strict rules and I wasn't having a direct pop at you so chill. It's just that we've had some really shit song efforts on here devoid of thought and imagination, some so fuckin' cringe worthy it's embarrassing. I did say your effort was better than many others albeit a but cheesy that I doubt will catch on. That said one or two of our songs I really can't stand have caught on like "We'll buy your club and burn it down". Smacks of a nouveau riche arrogance to me in belittling smaller clubs fans who are proud of their club. I never sing it because there's been some good clubs who have gone bankrupt, or close to and I'd get zero pleasure and satisfaction in winding them up aboout their club financially struggling to stay in business.
 
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