Trump makes an announcement.
“I have something exciting to tell you. You are going to love this.
For just 300 dollars you can own a genuine Trump Bag of Rubbish. Enclosed in a genuine black bin liner, the Trump Bag of Rubbish contains hundreds of historic items including: The Practising Certificates of all my lawyers who won’t be needing them any more as they are disbarred, the gristle from a Trump Steak, a broken Trump watch, IOUs from all my casinos who ran out of cash to pay winning bets, copies of thousands of invoices which I didn’t pay, a photo of a whore taken in Moscow while she was playing water sports, a few National Secret documents which I cleared out from the toilets at Mar a Largo, copies of Chinese patents issued by my friend Xi to Ivanka, a copy of a cheque for 2 billion dollars signed by the Saudi Prince and payable to my son in law, a copy of a cheque I swear I didn’t issue to horseface McDaniels, signed by me, several fake election certificates, 11,750 Georgia votes, a mini condom which is mushroom shaped, the concept of a Healthcare Plan and many other valuable items all signed by me.
For an extra 300 dollars, we will not bother to send this stuff to you, so for just 600 dollars you can be Trump rubbish free. Hurry, the Trump Bag of Rubbish is only available until the election after which I will be busy demonstrating how we won it, even though nobody voted for us.
Maga: Make Americans Grovel Again.”
“I have something exciting to tell you. You are going to love this.
For just 300 dollars you can own a genuine Trump Bag of Rubbish. Enclosed in a genuine black bin liner, the Trump Bag of Rubbish contains hundreds of historic items including: The Practising Certificates of all my lawyers who won’t be needing them any more as they are disbarred, the gristle from a Trump Steak, a broken Trump watch, IOUs from all my casinos who ran out of cash to pay winning bets, copies of thousands of invoices which I didn’t pay, a photo of a whore taken in Moscow while she was playing water sports, a few National Secret documents which I cleared out from the toilets at Mar a Largo, copies of Chinese patents issued by my friend Xi to Ivanka, a copy of a cheque for 2 billion dollars signed by the Saudi Prince and payable to my son in law, a copy of a cheque I swear I didn’t issue to horseface McDaniels, signed by me, several fake election certificates, 11,750 Georgia votes, a mini condom which is mushroom shaped, the concept of a Healthcare Plan and many other valuable items all signed by me.
For an extra 300 dollars, we will not bother to send this stuff to you, so for just 600 dollars you can be Trump rubbish free. Hurry, the Trump Bag of Rubbish is only available until the election after which I will be busy demonstrating how we won it, even though nobody voted for us.
Maga: Make Americans Grovel Again.”
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