Thomas Tuchel | England Manager

Like Durham just said on Talk Shite, Tuchell won the UCL due to Pep’s hideous team selection and Rudigers game plan to cripple KDB
If that tactic means beating Argentina in a world cup final I'm sure @BlueHammer85 would accept it.

Although I can't see Maguire getting anywhere near their attacking midfielders.
 
Like Durham just said on Talk Shite, Tuchell won the UCL due to Pep’s hideous team selection and Rudigers game plan to cripple KDB
Not Pep's finest evening, was it? We definitely left that one behind in Porto. Ludicrous team selection. Kante and Mount must have thought all their Christmases came at once that night. Chelsea deserved it on the night, clearly. But, on paper, they shouldn't have got a sniff. One of the very few games that I turned off bang on the final whistle, and have never watched a single second of it back since.
 
The football played at Chelsea and Bayern was defensive and poor a lot of the time. Players like foden, palmer, grealish might not be able to have that creative freedom they should
Exactly. Fucking horrible, depressing choice.

At least he doesn't tend to stick around anywhere for long.
 
Like Durham just said on Talk Shite, Tuchell won the UCL due to Pep’s hideous team selection and Rudigers game plan to cripple KDB
Still not got over being on bus to ground bouncing then finding out Raheem had made the team after being shite for most of the season right damper put on it :-(
 
The City Open Forum - The next month
 
Not sure why not to have a German, Spanish, Italian, Brazilian, Argentine, etc. to coach England. English coaches are wankers (ok, current English coaches because there were some good ones in the past). Regarding Tuchel, there is no rivalry anymore between Germany and England. It was for a short period in the past, and now doesn’t exist. There is no comparison between what Germany achieved at the international level and what England did. International football is changing, and it won’t be a surprise to see a European in charge of Brazil’s national team because of their extended failures with Brazilian coaches. Not long ago, Brazilians, who are so proud of themselves when it comes to football, were talking to Ancelotti (https://www.football-espana.net/2024/01/02/real-madrid-manager-carlo-ancelotti-confirms-brazil-talks-coaching-the-national-team-is-hugely-exciting#:~:text=He did confirm he had,thank him for his interest). Now, here is a true rivalry between Brazil and Italy, yet the Brazilians talked with Ancelotti. That said, in my opinion, Tuchel is not a good choice, not because he is German but because he is not good PERIOD. But I am still curious to see how he will manage the English team.
 
Not sure why not to have a German, Spanish, Italian, Brazilian, Argentine, etc. to coach England. English coaches are wankers (ok, current English coaches because there were some good ones in the past). Regarding Tuchel, there is no rivalry anymore between Germany and England. It was for a short period in the past, and now doesn’t exist. There is no comparison between what Germany achieved at the international level and what England did. International football is changing, and it won’t be a surprise to see a European in charge of Brazil’s national team because of their extended failures with Brazilian coaches. Not long ago, Brazilians, who are so proud of themselves when it comes to football, were talking to Ancelotti (https://www.football-espana.net/2024/01/02/real-madrid-manager-carlo-ancelotti-confirms-brazil-talks-coaching-the-national-team-is-hugely-exciting#:~:text=He did confirm he had,thank him for his interest). Now, here is a true rivalry between Brazil and Italy, yet the Brazilians talked with Ancelotti. That said, in my opinion, Tuchel is not a good choice, not because he is German but because he is not good PERIOD. But I am still curious to see how he will manage the English team.

If Germany isn't one of our rivals then who is??

Iceland?
 
Good appointment imo.

Personally I think his football is dull as fuck, but if recent history is anything to go by, international tournaments seem to favor defensive football.

I find international football nowadays to not be as tough as club football, so he might actually do well, but we'll see.
 
Does this still mean I can hate the Germans?
Thankfully it’s not Pep so I’m happy enough.
Finally we might have some tactics other than pass to Jude and ignore Phil : )
 

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