Marcus Rashford

He’s shit mate, even the shitty rags don’t like him. Plus he’s an odious prick who thinks he’s some kind of ‘gangsta’. He should fuck off to PSG, his entourage and druggy family would fit right in at one of those rough as fuck Parisian housing areas.
Must admit though
The goal he scored in the 3-1 Derby was pretty good
 
I would take him if Pep thinks he can work with him. He has pace and know where the net is. Not for 40m though. Depending on how long is on his contract...if its 6 months max 14 mill....if its 18 months...27 mill.
 
I'd take him for nothing, primarily to piss off the rags. Him scoring for us against them would be an all time iconic moment.

He could be Peps Sterling replacement, shit technically but his athleticism would make him impactful and get him plenty of goals.

Certainly not for it, but I can see why it could potentiallu be of interest to us. Never happening though. Multitude of reasons why, He himself wouldn't have the balls to do it even if we was interested, pep wouldn't want his odious ego here stinking out the place and I can't imagine one of Viana's first acts as new DoF being bringing in an ex rag would be something he'd want to do either. Not a great way to get the fans on board.
 
A "player" who's only use is using his pace against a high line. That's why he's scored a few against us

Now remind me, how many teams do we play who hold a high line against us.

Against a low block, he'd be as useful as a wet fart in a spacesuit.
 
I would take him if Pep thinks he can work with him. He has pace and know where the net is. Not for 40m though. Depending on how long is on his contract...if its 6 months max 14 mill....if its 18 months...27 mill.
He might know where the net is but doesn't seem to know how to put the ball in it that often..
Wouldn't want the big nosed egotistical rag **** anywhere near our club..
 
A "player" who's only use is using his pace against a high line. That's why he's scored a few against us

Now remind me, how many teams do we play who hold a high line against us.

Against a low block, he'd be as useful as a wet fart in a spacesuit.

PL goals Marcus Findus Rashford

2024/2025 5

2023/2024 7

2022/2023 17

2021/2022 4

2020/2021 11

2019/2022 17

2018/2019 10

2017/2018 7

2016/2017 5

2015/2016 5

He has stole a living.
He has mugged them off.

Lovely stuff :)
 
A "player" who's only use is using his pace against a high line. That's why he's scored a few against us

Now remind me, how many teams do we play who hold a high line against us.

Against a low block, he'd be as useful as a wet fart in a spacesuit.
As useful as he has been for 90% of his career.
He has scored an odd spectacular goal (such as the one the other year at the Ethiad), which are always shown, on repeat.
But, he has never been International class, which should be based on consistent, very high performances...
 

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