Erling Haaland signs 9.5 year new contract!

[GaudinoMotors]

"They made him in a laboratory in Abu Dhabi." It's not fair!!!!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

"Spent 10 years spending like no one else can".

Except the rags who spent more.

And Chelsea.

 

[Buckshaw Blue]

 

[SRY2000]

Fantastic news.

Plus the new signings to get City back where they belong.

It's going to be a good 24/25 season.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I expect 9.5 years of service and improvement to his game. If we're building a team around him make sure it's one that feeds the Norwegian Goater to be the best in the world.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Haaland staying 10 more years
Du du du du du du du du
Man City are on the beers
Du du du du du du du du
Scoring hat-tricks every week
Du du du du du du du du
The Viking is a fucking freak

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

How about we sign Salah on a free for a couple of years on huge money as well. Talk about boiling piss!!

Now that's evil. Haaland and Salah up front? Butchery. Because Salah likes to give an assist here and there, as well as score goals. So does Erling, when he gets the chance.

 

[Elbow beards]

The comments on bbc HYS. I think someone's died, waa haaa :)

 

[malg]

I was trying (and possibly failing!) to point out the difference (chasm) between being premier league all time top scorer and the English top division all time top scorer. Shearer (undoubtedly an absolutely superb striker) isn’t even top 3.
Greaves is miles out on top with 357 goals.

Sky Sports don't want to ruin their cash cow by showing any stats pre 1991/92(?).

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Winter’s come along way from asking Mancini about whether he was okay working for ‘these sort of people’ a decade and a half ago.

 

[Keeper!]

Fuck me we ain't letting go and what a way to show intent.
I thought we may get another couple of years out of the big lump but 9.5

 

[citymad]

I will be slammed for this…

I’m not a big fan of these big contracts.

No need to worry, no chance of him suddenly being a shit and doing a Cloughie or a DFM.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Winter’s come along way from asking Mancini about whether he was okay working for ‘these sort of people’ a decade and a half ago.

At first I misread this as “Winter is coming”. I'm not a GOT fan by any means, but that is so apposite in this context.
For the Arsenals, Liverpools, and the rest, winter is coming.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

At first I misread this as “Winter is coming”. I'm not a GOT fan by any means, but that is so apposite in this context.

And in terms of Magic Hat, there’s absolutely no cure for being a ****!

 

[TinFoilHat]

10 more years
10 more years
Erling Haaland
10 more years
10 more years
I say

10 more years
10 more years
Erling Harlaand
Boiling piss is the City way

 

[northendenton]

Penny dropping?

Yes like an arcade jackpot churning out £ coins be a lot of backtracking by some hopefully

 

[Legal Alien]

GTFI!...wow this is great news!

I thought our aggressiveness in the transfer market this month sent out a message, but with the World's Best Striker committed to gods own for the next 9.5 years, the statement of intent from our football club is clear....

WE ARE GOING NOWHERE!!!!

COME ON CITY!!!!

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, sing and cry
Valhalla, I am coming


Immigrant song Led Zeppelin

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Just a slight grouse. Why not a double contract? Erling sat on one side of Txiki — Pep on the other.

 

[Scottish Cityzen]

Sensational news, and his comments / interview are the best sort of advert to any player we are linked with.

This level of commitment is mega for us as a club, roll on the reinvention of this team in the next couple of seasons.