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But deflated social media users believe Haaland's mindboggling contract means City's off-field headache is already a foregone conclusion.
'Yeah they've genuinely got away with the 115 charges ain't they?' said one X user.
Another posted: 'Alexa - tell me how
Man City have got off with the 115 charges, without telling me they've got off with the 115 charges...'
A third said: 'Confirms City know they aren't getting any real punishment for the "115 charges" nonsense the rest of the PL's been using as an excuse to bend over for them.
'Yeah they've genuinely got away with the 115 charges ain't they?' said one X user.
As reported by Mail Sport, the superstar will receive an uplift in his £400,000-a-week wage packet while two release clauses in his previous terms have not been re-inserted.
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