I enjoy telling them that it's all a scam, and that all of our players have family members employed by City as admin staff on massively inflated wages.Fair fucking point. Bet the next leap is them saying 'But you know it's not just 500k a week, right?'
I told an Arsenal fan today that Erling was actually on more than £1million a week, thanks to the fact that his wife and kids are on the books.

