Erling Haaland signs 9.5 year new contract!

[Blue Theatre]

Incredible faith & commitment from both the club & the player ... and it certainly sends a strong message of intent to the rest of the Premier League.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Incredible faith & commitment from both the club & the player ... and it certainly sends a strong message of intent to the rest of the Premier League.

The face of global football with more records than EMI !!

 

[M12Blue]

Wonder how many touches per game 9.5 year contract will bring. Any media come with that yet?

 

[Sibierskii]

There we have it

 

[Vienna_70]

City have published some lovely videos these past few hours.

That’s very well put together.

 

[lancs blue]

There we have it

When was the last time Marca got anything right about City players heading to Madrid?

 

[hilts]

He will smash Aguero and Shearer’s records

I'm 50% gutted about that.

 

[hilts]

how much have we paid his dad and agent

£2.87

 

[Don Karleone]

No idea what it is but another video is about to drop at 9.

 

[hilts]

It must be really good news because both @Blue Mist and BMR have both offered to buy me a drink

Or you're having a dream, the Haaland thing.is a bit unrealistic but a drink from them is just too far fetched.

Margot Robbie has just come round to fix your boiler you say?

You're gonna be gutted when you wake up.

 

[TCM]

Cheers for the high of the signing followed by the crushing existential dread of my own mortality, Erling. 2034. Fucking hell. Half the forum won't get to 2034.

Fucking hell Mr Chuckles! You've got me thinking about it now.

 

[KS55]

City: “Here’s our offer of a contract for life and mega riches.”
Alf: “Hmmm, we need to talk about that so I get my 10%.”

 

[pfazz]

What a surprise this was... fantastic news. Anyone else on here have the feeling Erling was only here for the short term, i know i did but i dont have a reason . Still loving it.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

City: “Here’s our offer of a contract for life and mega riches.”
Alf: “Hmmm, we need to talk about that so I get my 10%.”

Sadly, that sounds about right!

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Felt like Haaland was always going to look for a move 12 months out and, if he didn’t get it, run down the clock for the big personal signing bonus.

Almost renews my faith in humanity to see and hear what he’s said…but never say never!

 

[Damocles]

City: “Here’s our offer of a contract for life and mega riches.”
Alf: “Hmmm, we need to talk about that so I get my 10%.”

Erling wouldn't be here if not for Alfie.

And the reports that his Dad took some mega fee for his move is horseshit put out by jealous clubs briefing against us.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Erling wouldn't be here if not for Alfie.

And the reports that his Dad took some mega fee for his move is horseshit put out by jealous clubs briefing against us.

Define “mega fee.”

 

[kbb]

115 month contract is surely a definite “fuck you” to the 115 charges

 

[Goodlove]

Piece in the Guardian by Jamie Jones about what happens to this contract if city are relegated. I don’t think they get it do they?!

 

[jrb]

Got a WhatsApp from a RAG in work.

Apparently Haaland is on £800k a week. Lol!

The Daily Fail have an exclusive, honest they have, on Haaland’s new contract, including what he’s now earning. The comments are hilarious.