Erling Haaland signs 9.5 year new contract!

KS55 said:
City: “Here’s our offer of a contract for life and mega riches.”
Alf: “Hmmm, we need to talk about that so I get my 10%.”
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Considering what Erling is on, I don’t think Alfie is particularly worried about his 10%, unless the two of them have had a big row, and are no longer on speaking terms.

And I’m pretty sure that hasn’t happened.
 
ChicagoBlue said:
Define “mega fee.”
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Whatever he says it is....

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jrb said:
Got a WhatsApp from a RAG in work.

Apparently Haaland is on £800k a week. Lol!

The Daily Fail have an exclusive, honest they have, on Haaland’s new contract, including what he’s now earning. The comments are hilarious.
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It’s amazing they’ve got all this information on his contract when 24 hours ago they didn’t have a fucking clue he was signing it.
 
I've just soiled my eyes on the last 2 pages of rawk (AKA 'cry more'), imagine my surprise to find that City have all of the journalists in our pockets, including Sam Lee and BBC Sport (yes, really). Apparently we're looking to restart the ESL too which will be the end of football. Strange, could have sworn we were the last in and the first out last time around.

This line made me chuckle most of all though, "Say what you will about American sports having no relegation, at least the rules mean something."
 
Stoned Rose said:
Dipper who’s never engaged me before but has clocked my city tops, in the gym this morning “9 and a half year deal? Defo got away with the charges lad, Fucking scandalous football nowadays”.

“I know” I said. Then I let a silent fart sneak out and fucked off leaving it there for him.
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Should say “like getting away with murder!”
 
jrb said:
Got a WhatsApp from a RAG in work.

Apparently Haaland is on £800k a week. Lol!

The Daily Fail have an exclusive, honest they have, on Haaland’s new contract, including what he’s now earning. The comments are hilarious.
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That's brilliant news as The Fail reported in 2022 he was on £900K a week so Haaland has actually took a pay cut. Just shows you how much he loves the club
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jrb said:
Got a WhatsApp from a RAG in work.

Apparently Haaland is on £800k a week. Lol!

The Daily Fail have an exclusive, honest they have, on Haaland’s new contract, including what he’s now earning. The comments are hilarious.
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Why do football clubs have so many employees that leak players contracts to the press/media. I mean every single pl club has these leaks it's amazing
 
jrb said:
Got a WhatsApp from a RAG in work.

Apparently Haaland is on £800k a week. Lol!

The Daily Fail have an exclusive, honest they have, on Haaland’s new contract, including what he’s now earning. The comments are hilarious.
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Well the nobhead this morning on radio said "oh it be 1m a week" well anyone kind find out when the wages of all players in premier are published
 
Had a look on RAWK. They’ve gone from 304 to 308 pages since this time yesterday, bearing in mind their pages have about 40 posts per page.

They are very angry, upset and the usual shite about us is being flung around. They’ve also got a bee in their bonnet about what Henry Winter had written.

Safe to say their weekend is ruined before they even kick a ball.

Lovely.
 
It looks like to me that Erling had a plan to play in all the top leagues in Europe with Madrid his next choice.
Plays against them and finds out what cunts they are so fuck them.
Falls in love with City like all our superstars seem to do.Sees first hand how the red clubs are all cunts,epl top brass as well so like Pep comes to the decision this is the club i love fuck them all.
Hand me the pen.Stay humble you red cunts.
 
HellasLEAF said:
I am here to say, that Erling Haaland, whom I already loved, has just gone up to legend status for me with this signing. He will be along side greats like Yaya and Silva. In the midst of the legal issues and the naysayers, Erling steps up and signs a historic length contract. Shows leadership at the club. Now, leading by saying yes to a ton of money isn't that difficult, but still, it's the length I am heralding.

He is a Blue through and through. His dad was a Blue, and so he too. Cheers to many more goals ahead.
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Indeed.

Besides, people always wanna jump on the money aspect. It's Erling fucking Haaland, he could go earn a fuck ton of money elsewhere too, no bother, but he's here to stay.
 
bennyboy said:
It looks like to me that Erling had a plan to play in all the top leagues in Europe with Madrid his next choice.
Plays against them and finds out what cunts they are so fuck them.
Falls in love with City like all our superstars seem to do.Sees first hand how the red clubs are all cunts,epl top brass as well so like Pep comes to the decision this is the club i love fuck them all.
Hand me the pen.Stay humble you red cunts.
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Haaland properly looked at his old team mate bellend and thought what a knobhead he has turned into.

Haaland saw how disrespectful RM were towards Rodri and thought what a bunch of knobheads.
 
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