Erling Haaland signs 9.5 year new contract!

I've just soiled my eyes on the last 2 pages of rawk (AKA 'cry more'), imagine my surprise to find that City have all of the journalists in our pockets, including Sam Lee and BBC Sport (yes, really). Apparently we're looking to restart the ESL too which will be the end of football. Strange, could have sworn we were the last in and the first out last time around.

This line made me chuckle most of all though, "Say what you will about American sports having no relegation, at least the rules mean something."

The Super League with driven by Fenway Sports and the Glazers, the backing for it came from American banks. It sure as hell didn’t come from City.

As for following rules in American sports didn’t Fenway Sports’ other team the Boston Red Sox get caught sign stealing in the 2018 World Series. Not forgetting Liverpool’s guilt money they gave City in 2013 for illegally accessing scouting databases.
 
Or you're having a dream, the Haaland thing.is a bit unrealistic but a drink from them is just too far fetched.

Margot Robbie has just come round to fix your boiler you say?

You're gonna be gutted when you wake up.
Not as gutted as Mrs. Biggie when she has to wash the sheets :)
 
The coverage of this has been incredible. It’s like if Madrid secured their prime player. Everyone is talking about out it like nobody can touch our players because there is nowhere better to go.

The objective of the takeover has come to fruition. We are the biggest club in the world. We are doing what Real do.
 
Dipper who’s never engaged me before but has clocked my city tops, in the gym this morning “9 and a half year deal? Defo got away with the charges lad, Fucking scandalous football nowadays”.

“I know” I said. Then I let a silent fart sneak out and fucked off leaving it there for him.
You should have waited for him to get in the showers, then took a dump in his trainers.
 
fuck knows why but i just clicked on the bbc footy page

not an article in sight about haaland,
no in-depth analysis, nowt.

if you relied on the bbc & didn't already know you'd be unaware

it's hardly a surprise they are downplaying it,
but imagine the spunkfest on there if this were a rag scenario.
 
fuck knows why but i just clicked on the bbc footy page

not an article in sight about haaland,
no in-depth analysis, nowt.

if you relied on the bbc & didn't already know you'd be unaware

it's hardly a surprise they are downplaying it,
but imagine the spunkfest on there if this were a rag scenario.

fuck knows why but i just clicked on the bbc footy page

not an article in sight about haaland,
no in-depth analysis, nowt.

if you relied on the bbc & didn't already know you'd be unaware

it's hardly a surprise they are downplaying it,
but imagine the spunkfest on there if this were a rag scenario.
There are about 12 articles. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city
 
yeah,
on the dedicated man city page that you linked,
bound to be

but look on the football homepage that people start with
That’s because it’s a Saturday and it’s full of the day’s reports. Yesterday the world’s media was all about Haaland. That’s how the new cycle works.
 

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