United Thread | 2024/25

[Kippax77]

The BBC most of been confident the rags would get another helping hand from somewhere in today's game.
They even wheeled Dennis Irwin out to do the draw

 

[BrianW]

That United Development Plan in Full.

1. See if English Heritage will take on Old Trafford as an Ancient Monument.
2. Sack more low-paid staff.
3. Buy some rat poison off eBay. (Note, keep away from hospitality food areas.)
4. Hope something turns up.
5. Er - that's it.

 

[heslops barnet]

Yeah the crossbar stopped it from leaving the stadium

Scoring a penalty should be bread and butter for any component footballer

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

By my reckoning the really great managers - even the good managers - make an immediate impact and the weakness in the system gets exposed pretty quickly. Pep at City, Klopp at Liverpool etc. You can see the model straight away. I don't see anything with this new fella at United. I appreciate he might not have all the players to play the system but if he doesn't have any of the players to play the system then he's fucked. Pep needed a new goalkeeper and fullbacks/wingbacks, everyone could see it. What does this fella need? A new 21 player squad?

 

[heslops barnet]

The BBC most of been confident the rags would get another helping hand from somewhere in today's game.
They even wheeled Dennis Irwin out to do the draw

To be fair he was one of the few ‘decent’ rags in that team

 

[Mike N]

I think the pig puts on as much of an act as Brett.

It all seems pre-planned.

The Pig is the biggest fake going. Clown.

 

[VOOMER]

The league is way more competitive than in the GPC days. It is also becoming clear that he and the club had help.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Never mentioned last years final

But your right however I don’t believe that bollocks about hangovers etc that final was a further sign that the team was well passed it my surprise was how the fuck we went the first 10 or so games this season and ended up top of the league

The first sign that our killer mentality had changed.....characters like Jack who go on the piss at the drop of a hat, can be a corrosive influence on others and lower the level of professionalism.

 

[VOOMER]

I think the pig puts on as much of an act as Brett.

It all seems pre-planned.

Who cares

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

The Pig is the biggest fake going. Clown.

He’s like the shopkeeper in Little Britain when his wife starts talking off-screen. She’s the best bit.

“Margaret. Margaret”

 

[lancs blue]

He hasn't scored a single goal this year. Cost? €74m

Gary Birtles was a Pele clone in comparison to that.

 

[Ysabel 123]

Other than Raheem, I can’t think of 2 players I’d less like to take a penalty than Lindelof and Zirkzee. What the fuck were they thinking? Oh well, never mind …

Zirkzee is a striker/forward so should have been stepping up and not going last. The joke is, they had two forwards (Garnacho and Obi) who didn't volunteer. Fair play to Lindelof (who has scored 4 career goals) for having the balls stepping up over two forwards!

The commentators were going on about how that Obi scored 10 in a youth game once, and how he could be the future! He is certainly a shitshouse!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

73,511?

Nah!
Me neither

That’s including the mice.

 

[dadnlad]

Zirkzee is a striker/forward so should have been stepping up and not going last. The joke is, they had two forwards (Garnacho and Obi) who didn't volunteer. Fair play to Lindelof (who has scored 4 career goals) for having the balls stepping up over two forwards!

The commentators were going on about how that Obi scored 10 in a youth game once, and how he could be the future! He is certainly a shitshouse!

Has he been called up for international duty yet

 

[horlock_was_super]

Clive, legend.
Man united.
No mention of Manchester.
Then a very smiley face as he handed over to the weather.

 

[deano ou812]

The BBC most of been confident the rags would get another helping hand from somewhere in today's game.
They even wheeled Dennis Irwin out to do the draw

The funny thing is or is it funny that the ball he picked out was 7 Fulham at home just a coincidence..

 

[eyalluvitt]

Sly spurts spews …. Breaking news
“Huge huge shock at Old Trafford as Man United take Fulham to penalties”

 

[deano ou812]

By my reckoning the really great managers - even the good managers - make an immediate impact and the weakness in the system gets exposed pretty quickly. Pep at City, Klopp at Liverpool etc. You can see the model straight away. I don't see anything with this new fella at United. I appreciate he might not have all the players to play the system but if he doesn't have any of the players to play the system then he's fucked. Pep needed a new goalkeeper and fullbacks/wingbacks, everyone could see it. What does this fella need? A new 21 player squad?

Yeah 21 new players,then he gets sacked and the new manager doesn’t have the players to play how he wants ..

 

[OntarioBlue]

If only the Rags had any money I’m sure Amorim would have had his marching orders by now. It’s rumoured it would cost £20m to punt him and as they haven’t got a pot to piss in they are stuck with him.

They are the gift that keeps on giving. I love their pain.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Zirkzee is a striker/forward so should have been stepping up and not going last. The joke is, they had two forwards (Garnacho and Obi) who didn't volunteer. Fair play to Lindelof (who has scored 4 career goals) for having the balls stepping up over two forwards!

The commentators were going on about how that Obi scored 10 in a youth game once, and how he could be the future! He is certainly a shitshouse!

Paul Moulden says hold my beer…..