United Thread | 2024/25

[Vienna_70]

Famous united quotes..

'who the fuck are man united'

Viktor Gyokores July 2025.

Is he the new Pope?

 

[Bluemania66]

Oh cod!

These puns are excruciating.

Well the rags are minnows

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Toolstation should put in a bid.

Why ruin a perfectly good business by getting involved with such absolute shite ?

Leave that to desperate and clandestine, probably money laundering, sponsors .

Something akin to the dippers ?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Will people stop carping on about the scum.

 

[Vienna_70]

Well the rags are minnows

Don’t tell scruffy Jim that.

Eel not be happy.

 

[Vienna_70]

Why ruin a perfectly good business by getting involved with such absolute shite ?

Leave that to desperate and clandestine, probably money laundering, sponsors .

Something akin to the dippers ?

I think the clue is in the first part of the name toolstation.

As in there are a lot of tools at the swamp.

 

[calumdown]

Toolstation should put in a bid.

 

[TheKippaxM14Blue]

Oh dear. They can't find a sponsor for their training kit.

Manchester United confirm £24m financial blow as new training kit launched

Man United have unveiled their training kit for the upcoming 2025/2026 season and they are currently without a sponsor.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

So Marriott have not renewed heard Remmington haven't either. Dropping like flies

 

[Vienna_70]

So Marriott have not renewed heard Remmington haven't either. Dropping like flies

 

[Bluemania66]

Don’t tell scruffy Jim that.

Eel not be happy.

Some say scruffy jim sold his sole to the rags

 

[Vienna_70]

Some say scruffy jim sold his sole to the rags

Some of the shit he trouts out is unbelievable.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I think the clue is in the first part of the name toolstation.

As in there are a lot of tools at the swamp.

True but the rag tools are not fit for purpose and fucking useless.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Fucking hell, the BBC showing Mary fucking Earps - the Queen of Stops !!!!

Is there no bleeding level this rancid organisation will not stoop to in their attempts to infest the televison programmes and feed the rag-loving lemmings of both sexes ?

The slapped arse sod recently spit her dummy out and stopped playing for England because she didn't like no longer being recognised as first choice - a typical reaction of somebody believing the hype that surrounded her performances !

She is a 100% rag example of self-delusion.

 

[horlock_was_super]

So now they’re at Ollie Watkins as the new goal scoring machine.

They’re skint. Brilliant.

Not long now before they announce
Their new super striker as……..

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

So now they’re at Ollie Watkins as the new goal scoring machine.

They’re skint. Brilliant.

Not long now before they announce
Their new super striker as……..
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Brilliant to watch the lists of players they are linked to....................relying on magic beans for the down payment.

All eagerly lapped up by their army of gullible and knownowt lemming supporters.